Ahthat's a good rhyme, I'd go with a simpler approach to make the most of it.
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Whos the sweetest dictator in Africa
Robert Agave
I'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.
It's just a pilot at the moment.
Quote: AndyGilder @ 6th February 2014, 1:26 PM GMTI'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.
It's just a pilot at the moment.
Nice.
Quote: NateSean @ 6th February 2014, 11:06 AM GMTI wanted to be a wealthy philanthropist when I grew up. Fell short of my goal and now I'm just pissed.
(I know that "pissed" in the US and UK different meanings but I think it works in either context.)
try:
My name is Phil I wanted to be a wealthy philanthropist when I grew up. Fell short of my goal and now I'm just Phil and pissed.
Quote: AndyGilder @ 6th February 2014, 1:26 PM GMTI'm writing a sitcom based on an airline, but I'm struggling to come up with enough characters.
It's just a pilot at the moment.
If you invited the head head of the UK olympic committee would it be a Coe Pilot
Never make a joke about your bum, I did and someone pinched it
I don't know why the RMT aren't outlawed they're clearly an underground union.
After a successful trial, David Moyes has made a tentative loan move for William Roaches defence.
I don't think much of this Clay mask
It's made me look nothing like a young Muhammed Ali
Poundland are worried about the rise of the 99p store.
Finally, the penny has dropped.
Prostitution is a word of mouth business.
Surely its a sword in mouth business
I was going to go for pork sword in mouth, but I thought that disturbed the rhythmn
First he strangles Nigella, now he's against gays.
He's a right piece of work that Sochi bloke isn't he?
Quote: sootyj @ 6th February 2014, 3:45 PM GMT
Never make a joke about your bum, I did and someone pinched it
now that's a good pun
What about those body snatchers in the 1800's who sold bodies on The Wirral - Burke and Head
good pun,