How many german shephard dogs does it take to replace a lightbulb, and what do they do with the old one?
Aaron Magic 8 Ball Thread Page 2
Quote: ajp29 @ August 24, 2007, 11:04 AMA stranger offered me sweets if I put my hand down his trousers. Is this a good deal?
Uncertain.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 24, 2007, 11:33 AMAaron, when will I, will I be famous?
Outlook is not good.
Quote: zooo @ August 24, 2007, 11:35 AMAaron, will I be famous before Mr. Simon Stratton?
Yes. But not for the reasons you may presently hope.
Quote: Ginger Jesus @ August 24, 2007, 11:42 AMAaron, I have recently moved into a new property and am trying to set up a phone line. The package I favour is thourgh Talk Talk. Can I set this up WITHOUT a BT line being installed?
Yes. But they'll need to install their own equivalent.
Yeah... Good luck with that. *snigger*
Quote: zooo @ August 24, 2007, 11:47 AMShould I work Sunday like my boss has asked me to, or should I pretend that I have to go to church, and am much too busy to bake bloody cookies and flipping bread thank you very much, and didn't shops used to be shut on Sundays? For arses sake.
Work. Time and a half, no? Still £ either way.
Quote: ajp29 @ August 24, 2007, 12:58 PMI think it was for God's sake.
Correct.
Quote: Leevil @ August 24, 2007, 1:09 PMGamesmaster, how do I get to level two?
Gamesmaster says: "Depends how hard you suck."
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 24, 2007, 1:35 PMHow long should I roast the ham for and at what gas mark?
Gas mark 3. 20 minutes per lb weight.
Quote: Rosco @ August 24, 2007, 1:38 PMHow many german shephard dogs does it take to replace a lightbulb, and what do they do with the old one?
One man to shoot the dogs, and then put a new bulb in place.
They probably throw the old one in the bin.
Aaron, if I broke apart a neutron into two electrons and a muon with an 'up' spin, by firing it with high energy neutrinos, WILL I also get the only previously theorised Higgs Boson and therefore prove the 'Universal Theory', combining Relativity and Quantum Physics?
I can answer that.....
"Paris Hilton".
Hey! That's what the ball came up with.... 
What the hell was Matrix 2 all about?
Quote: SlagA @ August 24, 2007, 7:54 PMWhat the hell was Matrix 2 all about?
The Matrix Trilogy is all pants, just pants.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 24, 2007, 3:55 PMAaron, if I broke apart a neutron into two electrons and a muon with an 'up' spin, by firing it with high energy neutrinos, WILL I also get the only previously theorised Higgs Boson and therefore prove the 'Universal Theory', combining Relativity and Quantum Physics?
Possibly.
Quote: SlagA @ August 24, 2007, 7:54 PMWhat the hell was Matrix 2 all about?
Inflating the egos (and coffers) of the writers, actors, producer, and other involved in the wankfest. (Ditto Matrix and Matrix 3.)
Aaron.
My husband & I have had a disagreement & we are both wondering if you can settle it.
He said that "I am out of order" but the repairman said "I am working fine".
I am inclined to go with the repairman but the Gavster is adamant.
Who is right Aaron? huh huh huh????
More information is needed.
What are you "out of order" about/regarding?
Shagging the repairman, I'd wager.
That's what I figured. The dirty stop out!
I have combination skin.
The first number is 5. What are the other three?
Cannot predict now.
Quote: ajp29 @ August 24, 2007, 11:04 AMA stranger offered me sweets if I put my hand down his trousers. Is this a good deal?
Aaron will I get arrested if AJP finds out what I was really doing?
It is probable.