Alan talking about Lynn:
"Oh, Lynn's not my wife - Hard worker but there's no affection" 
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Quote: G180e @ 19th January 2014, 2:09 PM GMTAlan talking about Lynn:
"Oh, Lynn's not my wife - Hard worker but there's no affection"
"Lynn's a good worker, but she's a bit like Burt Reynolds, very reliable but she's got a moustache"
"I was repellent to women for two years"
(Alan to Lynn and Sonja)
"Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love to now?"
(Alan with headmaster in Petrol garage)
(Alan looks at headmaster Mr Rafel's card)
Alan: I used to have a headmaster called Frank Rafael, in fact we used to call him sweaty Rafael.
(Alan looks up and realises it is that same headmaster)
Alan:I've just realised it's you - how the devil are you?
Love Patridge, watching Series 2 again right now - decided to crack open the DVDs again!
He's losing the battle for wallspace
Alan: "Mr. G. String...Mr. Nick Hers...Y. Front...Mr. T. Osser? That doesn't even work. Mr. B. Ody. This is Bill Oddie. It's not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?"
Susan: "Well, we thought it looked like 'body'."
Alan: "What's rude about a body?"
Sophie: "Tits?"