Quote: Tim Azure @ April 29 2013, 6:51 AM BSTIt's My Fair Lady, zooo...
Best Alan Partridge quote or scene Page 6
"Is that a graphite work surface you're doing it on" 
Quote: G180e @ June 11 2013, 9:45 PM BST"Is that a graphite work surface you're doing it on"
"I've got wood there"
"Oooo, You're gonna have a good time. Sorry just being a bit camp there"
God I can post in this thread the whole day.
"She was a big woman. I'm tempted to say she was big hearted but that would be bullshit"
"Deres more to Oireland dan dis."
"If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater."
"Back of the net!"
I've just let off in a tax-inspectors face, it was mostly deliberate
10 minutes Lynne
She was certainly first in the queue, when God was handing out chest's, I'd like to have it off with her, oooooo sex
Tell Me About The Ladyboys
On the way to the petrol station:
"GoldFinger!!"
(Walks into petrol station shop)
"Hands Up! Give me all you're petrol!"
"That's a Joke can I have 10 bottles of car wash fluid"
"Thanks, do you fancy a drink later or?"
Man in shop: "No"
"No neither did I"
"Single hand sue tackling the buffet there. She's like a human JCB."
"Would you be brave enough to let me finish my conversation?"
"I'm bit of a homo-skeptic"
"Monkey Tennis"
Quote: G180e @ April 13 2013, 1:50 PM BST"You're just a posh sod with plums in your mouth"
"You make pigs smoke."
Quote: whatkindoffoolami @ June 13 2013, 4:15 AM BSTI've just let off in a tax-inspectors face, it was mostly deliberate
She was certainly first in the queue, when God was handing out chests, I'd like to have it off with her, oooooo sex
That's just like some of the males on here.
Quote: zooo @ June 21 2013, 11:21 AM BSTThat's just like some of the males on here.
No, that doesn't sound like me. I wouldn't use the word "God"...I'm an atheist. 
Has this been mentioned yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5s3_9iPqoo
I never saw this coming and literally choked of laughter. Fact.
Police: so what you going to do now?
Alan: Probably, just go home and go to bed and stay out of trouble!
Quote: zooo @ June 21 2013, 11:21 AM BST
That's just like some of the males on here.
*nudges person next to him*
I don't know what her problem is!