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Steve Sunshine is a very paranoid person, especially on a Friday night. He believes every piece of pavement is out to hit him.

Bill Jaguar will eat anything as long as it is fried in ghee.

Big Jack will attack anything dressed in a gi, regardless of belt colour.

Bill Jaguar was voted man of the millennium.

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 22 2011, 7:53 PM BST

Brian Brane once befriended a Jaguar called William. Until William bit Brian's head off following a row over the use of Mexican slang in a game of Scrabble. Brian no longer remained friends with William but went on to live a poor and painfully prolonged life involving tissues, beer bottles, a hammer and three Rhododendron bushes.

This has happened more than once.

Imagining the Tenth Dimension part 1 of 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA
Imagining the Tenth Dimension part 2 of 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o

Brian Brane is first reserve on Dictionary Corner for the popular Channel 4 daytime show, 'Countdown'.

Tuumble was a ghost writer for Russell Brand's "My Booky Wook". Russell Brand was so pleased with his work that he let Tuumble have a quick go on Katy Perry.

"...
#401 Unobserved
#402 AWOL
#403 In absentia
#404 Not found
#405 Amscray
#406 McAvity
#407 Nowhere
..."

(Source: "1001 Ways to express absence" by Prof I M Orff.

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Big Jack has an irrational fear of closing brackets.

Quote: Brian Brane @ June 23 2011, 7:21 PM BST

Bill This has happened more than once.

Sorry to be quite childish, but would you kindly prove that it has happened? At all if possible.

404 Not Found once managed to bite his elbow, but as it transpired he was actually biting his arse.

Bill Jaguar is a heterosexual intellectual comedy genius..

Stylee Ting Ting love you long time.

Big Jack lost some of his height after the sneezing accident.

Bill is too damn lazy to keep this thread going.

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Lofthouse & Nat Wicks are the spliced love children of a famous, but dead Bolton Wanderers football 'player'

BuryBob is his own worst enemy and believes his own reflection is trying get to him. So much so that he was sacked from his previous job because, in the mirror of the company toilets, he was seen to be stabbing an executive with a big knife.