Things that piss you off Page 1782

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lofthouse

  • Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:34pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

I'm back at work now but it's not safe to use public transport and I've no car

So I have to walk there and back

If covid doesn't kill me - the f**king exhaustion will

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john tregorran

  • Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:45pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 995 posts

Think of it as daily exercise that's keeping you fit.
Just don't breath in any air.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 22nd May 2020, 8:45am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,668 posts
Quote: john tregorran @ 19th May 2020, 8:02 PM

So you don't Go West ?

What've I done to deserve this?

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lofthouse

  • Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:22pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

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Chappers

  • Monday 25th May 2020, 9:26pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,933 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 24th May 2020, 7:22 PM

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

Are you sure they're not adverts aimed at your personal viewing habits?

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lofthouse

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 8:55pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:33pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,933 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th May 2020, 8:55 PM

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

Practice makes perfect.

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lofthouse

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:42pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

Exactly

Those G-strings play havoc with your bollocks though

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 27th May 2020, 11:12am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,668 posts

Transsexuals with diarrhea and no compass. They can go get lost and f**k themselves.
The kind of person who writes on FB, 'Live each day like it's your last.' You always wish it was their f**king last.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 29th May 2020, 12:32pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,668 posts

Yet another cute twee platitude on FB that makes Emma Bumtone sound like Plato: 'You're perfect as you are.' Tell that to Adolf Hitler.