Things that piss you off Page 1782

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:34pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

I'm back at work now but it's not safe to use public transport and I've no car

So I have to walk there and back

If covid doesn't kill me - the f**king exhaustion will

Avatar

john tregorran

  • Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:45pm
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,400 posts

Think of it as daily exercise that's keeping you fit.
Just don't breath in any air.

Avatar

Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 22nd May 2020, 8:45am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,301 posts
Quote: john tregorran @ 19th May 2020, 8:02 PM

So you don't Go West ?

What've I done to deserve this?

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:22pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

AvatarBCG Supporter

Chappers

  • Monday 25th May 2020, 9:26pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,165 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 24th May 2020, 7:22 PM

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

Are you sure they're not adverts aimed at your personal viewing habits?

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 8:55pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

AvatarBCG Supporter

Chappers

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:33pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,165 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th May 2020, 8:55 PM

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

Practice makes perfect.

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:42pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

Exactly

Those G-strings play havoc with your bollocks though

Avatar

Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 27th May 2020, 11:12am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,301 posts

Transsexuals with diarrhea and no compass. They can go get lost and f**k themselves.
The kind of person who writes on FB, 'Live each day like it's your last.' You always wish it was their f**king last.

Avatar

Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 29th May 2020, 12:32pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,301 posts

Yet another cute twee platitude on FB that makes Emma Bumtone sound like Plato: 'You're perfect as you are.' Tell that to Adolf Hitler.

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Sunday 31st May 2020, 6:33pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

I just had a bath

It's so hot and humid I'm more sweaty than before I had the bloody thing

Avatar

Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 31st May 2020, 9:56pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,301 posts

Campaign against cute twee Yankee abbreviations. PM me for deets, K?

Avatar

paulted

  • Monday 1st June 2020, 10:00pm
  • 127 Inkerman Terrace, Newcastle, England
  • 619 posts

Alex Jones on The One Show- Try talking instead of shrieking dear. While you're at it, yes we know you're welsh so stop laying the accent on so thick, its as bad as Cilla Black's "I'm so scouse me"

Avatar

lofthouse

  • Monday 1st June 2020, 10:07pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,738 posts

Yeah but you still would, wouldn't you...