Things that piss you off Page 1786

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 17th August 2020, 10:54am
  • England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 17th August 2020, 8:27 AM

I came out of prison still a virgin. I keep my ass covered.

Like this you mean?

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This is the UK sunshine, it's f**king ARSE. We don't want none of that Yankee talk on this forum.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 17th August 2020, 11:20am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,321 posts

To convince my parents I'm gay, I bust my ass.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 17th August 2020, 12:23pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,321 posts

You're just jealous because I know so many jokes. And Interesting Facts About The Spice Girls.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 9:23am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Bridget Bardot. Becomes a millionaire selling her body; then the second her boobs hit the floor, suddenly decides that men are sexist and incapable of respecting women and it's what's inside that counts. Strange coincidence.

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Firkin

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 11:25am [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 18th August 2020, 9:23 AM

Bridget Bardot............the second her boobs hit the floor

"Bardot's boobs bomb !"

At least she's found another way to make the headlines. Rolling eyesRolling eyes Do you think Katie Price will go green at some point ?

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 11:59am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,321 posts

It's like Stephen Hawking saying, I am not a pinup.
What a bunch of dicks we are. Coronavirus kills thousands, big deal. Coronavirus turns our home into a prison, so what? Coronavirus closes discos, oh my God, this is serious.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 3:45pm
  • Surreyish., England
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I know it's not every programme but when you look at the end credits to see when a programme or film is made they use those bloody Roman numerals?

WHY???????

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Kenneth

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 4:38pm
  • Australia
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Quote: Chappers @ 18th August 2020, 3:45 PM

I know it's not every programme but when you look at the end credits to see when a programme or film is made they use those bloody Roman numerals?

WHY???????

1. Snobbery. It looks classier than Arabic numerals.
2. Deception. Certain people might balk at watching very old films or re-reruns, so using Roman numerals makes it harder for Joe Average to know how old the film/show is.
3. Preservation. The end of old film tape could deteriorate, making an 8 look like a 3 or a 6, so Roman numerals provide greater certainty,
4. Carved in Stone. That's just the way it has always been done.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 18th August 2020, 8:04pm [Edited]
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th August 2020, 3:55 PM

That's because you are 500 I 1000

:)

I worked that one out.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 19th August 2020, 6:06am
  • England
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Quote: Chappers @ 18th August 2020, 3:45 PM

I know it's not every programme but when you look at the end credits to see when a programme or film is made they use those bloody Roman numerals?

WHY???????

See no problem with it and after all the films I've watched, I can now read them without thinking about it.

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john tregorran

  • Wednesday 19th August 2020, 9:45am [Edited]
  • mornington,victoria, Australia
  • 1,416 posts

It's not that hard.About 6 letters to remember and most people know at least 2 and just one rule.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 19th August 2020, 11:12am
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Mel C is coming to Italy but stopping at Milan. I've heard of social distancing, but..

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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 19th August 2020, 3:53pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,747 posts

Is it true she is related to Detective Sergeant Albert Chisholm of tv's Minder fame?