Things that piss you off Page 1778

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chipolata

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 11:48am
  • England
  • 30,066 posts

Pedestrians. When I cycle home from work now the roads and paths are chock full of them going on their Government-approved "one" walk a day.

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Kenneth

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 1:20pm
  • Australia
  • 5,324 posts

BBC World News reporters. Many are incapable of pronouncing "vulnerable" correctly. Instead, they say "vunerbale". In fact, BBC World telly is becoming increasingly crap, dumbing down the news and not bothering to give much analysis or insight.

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Paul Wimsett

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 4:43pm
  • Folkestone, United Kingdom
  • 3,379 posts

The ITV voiceover man. There's a disaster on, why are you so cheerful?

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Chappers

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 8:19pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,933 posts
Quote: paulted @ 2nd April 2020, 10:42 AM

Professional footballers - You're a credit to society

Yes! Led by that greedy bastard Gordon Taylor and all of the self-serving players agents. Arseholes the lot of them.

Quote: chipolata @ 2nd April 2020, 11:48 AM

Pedestrians. When I cycle home from work now the roads and paths are chock full of them going on their Government-approved "one" walk a day.

I hope you're not one of those idiots who cycle on the pavement. After all the roads are empty.

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lofthouse

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 8:21pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

Talking of cycling

I don't really know why, but those Pelaton adverts really get on my tits

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Definitely Tarby

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 8:59pm
  • 1,994 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd April 2020, 8:21 PM

Talking of cycling

I don't really know why, but those Pelaton adverts really get on my tits

Everyone lives in a big open plan apartment so it's like they are saying if you live in a hovel don't even bother you peasant. We don't like your sort watching our adverts.

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Chappers

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 9:05pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd April 2020, 8:21 PM

Talking of cycling

I don't really know why, but those Pelaton adverts really get on my tits

At least it keeps them off the roads.

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lofthouse

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 9:49pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

:)

I always walk to work and I've nearly been wiped out many a time by a grown adult riding their bike on the pavement

GET ON THE ROAD CRETIN, YOU'RE NOT 8 YEARS OLD ANYMORE

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chipolata

  • Thursday 2nd April 2020, 10:10pm
  • England
  • 30,066 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd April 2020, 9:49 PM :)

I always walk to work and I've nearly been wiped out many a time by a grown adult riding their bike on the pavement

GET ON THE ROAD CRETIN, YOU'RE NOT 8 YEARS OLD ANYMORE

There is no pavement on my route to work. Just lanes and cycle paths. Lanes and cycle paths now clogged with extras from Dawn of the Dead.

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lofthouse

  • Friday 3rd April 2020, 12:14pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,298 posts

Candles. They get on my wick

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 3rd April 2020, 12:35pm
  • England
  • 3,852 posts

Chauffeurs who take me to places that are not accessible by driving in a single straight line from our starting point.

They drive me round the bend.

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Firkin

  • Friday 3rd April 2020, 7:50pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 863 posts

That Aldi advert doing the rounds, that ends with "Go easy on the carrots". I get corny comedy help, but it needs to be funny on some level at least. Hang on, it's for a German supermarket. I get it now. Or maybe it refers to earlier adverts I didn't see ?

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Chappers

  • Friday 3rd April 2020, 9:50pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Firkin @ 3rd April 2020, 7:50 PM

That Aldi advert doing the rounds, that ends with "Go easy on the carrots". I get corny comedy help, but it needs to be funny on some level at least. Hang on, it's for a German supermarket. I get it now. Or maybe it refers to earlier adverts I didn't see ?

It's a German pun - probably!

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Definitely Tarby

  • Friday 3rd April 2020, 11:58pm
  • 1,994 posts

I've been wondering the same because it's a confusing message. Is it a genuine notice that carrot supply is scarce or just a bit of fun tacked on to the end of the advert? I think the carrot has become a well known character as I recognise it from Christmas adverts so it's probably the latter but still a stupid idea in this time of panic buying.

WHAT? GO EASY ON THE CARROTS? ARRRRGH MUST HOARD CARROTS.