Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 15th August 2019, 11:20 PM
That time of year again when all you can hear every time you step outside is the pathetic screech of the newborn seagulls taking months to learn how to fly and f**k off. I'm sure they do it on purpose so they can roost at the folks house for as long as possible.
Occasionally get them, BUT the ones that f**k me off EVERY year at about this time are the pigeons sitting on the tops of chimney pots or TV aerials and coo-cooing to each other for about 2 hours from 5 in the morning, and to make it worse they stop for maybe half a minute and you think "Ahhh, at last" as you snuggle into your pillow, then f**k me they start up again. Perverted Bastards!!