Dolly Parton....I seem to have developed a seething aversion to her mushy preachy lispy tunes.
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I have always loathed Dolly Parton. We should form a society.
Good idea, The Dolly Parton Knockers it is then 
I support the dolly knockers
Though oddly I like her singing
The lack of a decent wine/spirits shop where I live.
Quote: sootyj @ 9th June 2014, 5:39 PM BSTI support the dolly knockers
Though oddly I like her singing
"And people say she's just a big pair of tits..."
How do people introduce you and your Siamese twin?
Quote: lofthouse @ 9th June 2014, 6:48 PM BST"And people say he's just a big pair of tits..."
People are c**ts
Quote: reds @ 9th June 2014, 2:51 AM BSTReligious door knockers on Bank holidays. I don't like door knockers any time.
Get yourself a door bell then.
Quote: sootyj @ 9th June 2014, 5:39 PM BSTI support the dolly knockers
Though oddly I like her swinging
TTPYO: Particularly difficult episodes of Only Connect. I like to think of myself as a pretty intelligent dude, but this show sometimes reduces me to monkey flinging poop at own reflection status.
When you park in a car park and you've only got notes on you and the machine doesn't take notes. And it doesn't have that option to ring a phone number and pay for your parking.
Think yourself lucky you've got a car!
Interferring "in-laws". Trying to buy a house at the moment, noses keep getting poked in.
Girls at work who rabbit all day. Getting on my f**king nerves and they accused me of being grumpy! Should I tell them why?
Quote: Lee @ 10th June 2014, 11:20 PM BSTInterferring "in-laws". Trying to buy a house at the moment, noses keep getting poked in.
Them buying you a set of dinner plates is not 'interfering'. Calm down, Leevil.