Things that piss you off Page 1,454

I'm anti dandruff.

How do so many bald men get such bad dandruff?
is the hair just holding it in place?

Cradle cap come back to haunt them.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 11:22 PM BST

Poor old Dove seem to swing between models and ordinary lasses

That is a massive marketing risk to take, like the oversized mannequins.

'Oh Dove, that's that cream for fat birds'.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 12th April 2014, 11:22 PM BST

I'm anti dandruff.

:D

You're on fire tonight Shanders. Someone's been at the Merlot...or supermarket cider.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 11:22 PM BST

Poor old Dove seem to swing between models and ordinary lasses, like a wereAndreaDworking.

Dove adverts always make me cry, it's embarrassing.

I can do a six week trial about all kinds of human misery with barely a gloomy thought.

A 30 second advert about how women are too critical of themselves and I am a sobbing wreck.

Dove adverts and The Secret Millionaire. They're my kryptonite.

Secret millionare, gah that program is pure manipulation.

If you care so much about staying in a travel lodge for a week, give it all away.

Secret Boss is far worse.

nb the slogan "every girl deserves to think she is beautiful" is just illiterate.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th April 2014, 11:26 PM BST

You're on fire tonight Shanders. Someone's been at the Merlot...or supermarket cider.

Nay, but I have been on the Buorbon...Cremes ;)

Nope, I can't agree with concurrent sentencing.

Two crimes, two jail terms served consecutively.

At the end of the first 'Right, that's that sorted now down you go for the second.'.

I'd say for every 50 sentences you should have to spend 15 minutes in a cage with a hungry lion.

Quote: sootyj @ 12th April 2014, 11:13 PM BST

Why are all Manchester Aldi's 24/7?

Because they're ALDI opening.

Why are all the Manchester Lidl's so small?

Because they're LIDL.

Whistling nnocently

People who add 'though' to the end of sentences for no reason
People who say "be like" in an attempt to be a rapper from the Bronx
People who say the word 'poop'
American comedy
America taking over the UK (ie media, celebrities, music etc)
Katie Hopkins
People who leave broken things in the same place as if they still work
BBC Breakfast
Antiques Roadshow
Ben Shephard

How can anyone not like The Antiques Roadshow? It combines the British loves of bargains and queueing.

Quote: beaky @ 13th April 2014, 1:04 PM BST

How can anyone not like The Antiques Roadshow? It combines the British loves of bargains and queueing.

And Fiona Bruce.

Family assumed I would go visit them for Easter. Agreed to go on the basis it would be overnight. One who organised it phones today all excited to say they booked accommodation for two nights.

GRRR! Good thing I didn't make any other plans.

Quote: Rupert Nitrogen @ 13th April 2014, 12:11 PM BST

America taking over the UK (ie media, celebrities, music etc)

When the children of Polish immigrants are learning Chinese and eating Halal food at a school in the London Borough of Brent where 54% of the population is non-UK born, then superior American dramas are the least of my troubles.

TTPYO: Marathons.

Really, what is the point? We have these things called cars now. I find the whole concept to be a bizarre combination of narcissism, peer pressure and associative conformity.