A nice old lady of 75 is telling amusing stories about the massages she used to give Prince Andrew on Jeffrey Epstein's island where she was employed as a masseuse.
At the time of the massages, she was between 55 and 60 years old and she says they had many an amusing chat together while she was doing her work - which was entirely non-sexual.
She makes no mention of any scantily-clad Lolitas running around the place.
Also, when you bear in mind that Jeffrey Epstein was never convicted of anything that would have been against the law in England, it makes you wonder firstly why our media are calling him a paedophile and secondly whether he and Andrew were, in any event, up to quite as much funny stuff as a lot of people are making out.
Maybe they were? Maybe they weren't?
Time, as ever, will probably tell.