I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,549

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd May 2014, 8:36 PM BST

They'd have put the Proclaimers in an orphanage the monsters.

They should have married the Cheeky Girls and spawned a thousand ginger haired, flesh eating monsters, hell bent on destroying humanity.

And the world would have suffered a great loss! :O

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd May 2014, 8:39 PM BST

They should have married the Cheeky Girls and spawned a thousand ginger haired, flesh eating monsters, hell bent on destroying humanity.

If you are comparing the cheeky girls to the awesome talent that produced, Letter to America and On my way.

Then I will have to dual you sir.

That said the Cheeky girls are sexier, I think.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27262178

Doctor Who vs The Terminator!...Sort of, Matt Smith is going to be in the Terminator re-boot alongside Arnie.

There must be some weird timelines in that film. The actor playing Sarah Conner is about 25 and the actor playing her son is about 45. :/

16 months for Constance (and further police enquiries) and 8 years for Max. Judge even told Max it would have been charged as rape if it had occurred today. As I said that a couple of pages back, clearly the judge reads BCG.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd May 2014, 8:12 PM BST

Just watched Unreported World on Channel 4 showing the violent crime in South Africa and at the end of the show, they said that next week's one is about twins in Madagascar.

Fascinating, but atleast they don't have to live with a boys club culture of sexism.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/jeremy-clarkson-row-barack-obama-top-gear-n-word

A law firm called 'Equal Justice' has stepped into the Clarkson N-word debate.

'Lawyers are to write to Barack Obama and the ambassadors of every country in which Top Gear airs asking them if the BBC motoring series should continue to be broadcast, following Jeremy Clarkson's mumbled use of the N-word.'

If Equal Justice ever watch a Samuel L. Jackson movie, they'll have a fit.

Quote: Jennie @ 2nd May 2014, 9:02 PM BST

16 months for Constance (and further police enquiries) and 8 years for Max. Judge even told Max it would have been charged as rape if it had occurred today. As I said that a couple of pages back, clearly the judge reads BCG.

I think I heard that more have come forward as a result of the trial.

He might be back at Southwark soon.

Yep. I think for the new 'uns it will depend how serious their accusations are. 8 years is a hefty sentence and he is unlikely to get too much on top of that.

Judge Leonard QC sentenced him effectively as a man who did this periodically for much of his adult life.

What is shocking is that the maximum sentence for sexual assault was two years. So a man could force you to give him a blow job and only get 18 months in the slammer if he pleaded guilty :O. Shocking.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd May 2014, 10:22 PM BST

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/jeremy-clarkson-row-barack-obama-top-gear-n-word

A law firm called 'Equal Justice' has stepped into the Clarkson N-word debate.

'Lawyers are to write to Barack Obama and the ambassadors of every country in which Top Gear airs asking them if the BBC motoring series should continue to be broadcast, following Jeremy Clarkson's mumbled use of the N-word.'

If Equal Justice ever watch a Samuel L. Jackson movie, they'll have a fit.

Oh that's f**king great.

When future generations wonder how the world came to nuclear armagedon.

It'll be because Obama was distracted from stopping Putin invading the rest of Europe, by ambulance chasing lawyers moaning about Clarky mumbling the Sam Jackonson hello.

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd May 2014, 10:34 PM BST

It'll be because Obama was distracted from stopping Putin invading the rest of Europe, by ambulance chasing lawyers moaning about Clarky mumbling the Sam Jackonson hello.

Every time an Equal Justice lawyer gets it's wig, a UKIP supporter is born. Even I'm tempted to shout: 'It's political correctness gone mad!'

You shouted that a squirrel the other day because you thought it was gathering nuts like a socialist.

Quote: sootyj @ 2nd May 2014, 10:37 PM BST

You shouted that a squirrel the other day because you thought it was gathering nuts like a socialist.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27257951

Doesn't every student plot to kill their teacher at some stage?