Quote: Nogget @ November 5 2012, 8:13 AM GMTAfter Skynet had already sent two Cyborgs back in time, and both had failed, why did it send another one?
wasnt each cyborg an improvement on the last one though?
i mean, the first one was shit
it was all full of wires and valves like some cheapo Japanese shit
it was really the ZX81 of cybernetic killing machines
I learnt today that you can off-load masses of copper coins in self-service checkouts. I asked the nice lady of there was any sort of limit, and she said no, go for it. I will!
Quote: lofthouse @ November 5 2012, 8:31 PM GMTwasnt each cyborg an improvement on the last one though?
They all failed though. Would a killer dildo have failed? I think not.
Yeah but Arnie would have looked a right prick dressed up as one of them
If you can send robots back if in cased in flesh, why hasnt a Terminator ever just shoved a deathray gun up their bum hole?
Too dangerous,you set one of them terminator farts alight with a deathray and you are in one son of a motherfukker load of nator shit
Skynet need to send a new terminator back to the 70's to hunt down Savile
"it absolutely will NOT stop until it finds you and bums you to death!"
amd 
I find that each year I lose a name from Christmas card list, but always have a new chum to add, I'm glad to say.
Anyone else find this happens?...
I'm thinking of stopping sending an Christmas card to myself
I don't like me
Im a tosser
Quote: lofthouse @ November 8 2012, 7:53 PM GMTSkynet need to send a new terminator back to the 70's to hunt down Savile
"it absolutely will NOT stop until it finds you and bums you to death!"
Awwh! I'll send you a card Lofty, another new chum on my list!
Dellas, us men suffer from a condition known as "cardsarepointless," which inhibits us from caring about cards. Whenever a female remarks to me "oh that's a lovely card," I don't see the masterpiece she perceives, but just a waste of trees with a picture on.
Quote: Nogget @ November 9 2012, 5:35 AM GMTDellas, us men suffer from a condition known as "cardsarepointless," which inhibits us from caring about cards. Whenever a female remarks to me "oh that's a lovely card," I don't see the masterpiece she perceives, but just a waste of trees with a picture on.
How right you are Nogget
Thank God for pound shops for when you do have to get a card.
Listen, I know you secretly covert a nice card- you chaps try to bluff.
Quote: dellas @ November 9 2012, 6:09 AM GMT
Morning Dellas 
OH NO WE DON'T!
Good morning Will you would be first! you cannot be serious that you and your lady wife don't swap greetings?