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Will cam is off work today and wants to archive something, not just spend all day watching shit on tele.

Quote: Will Cam @ 13th January 2014, 9:29 AM GMT

Will cam is off work today and wants to archive something, not just spend all day watching shit on tele.

Achieve something, perhaps?

No, I need to catalogue my seed collection Whistling nnocently

Quote: Will Cam @ 13th January 2014, 9:35 AM GMT

No, I need to catalogue my seed collection Whistling nnocently

Never heard it called that before. Bashing the bishop, spanking the monkey etc, but never cataloguing the seed collection ( in the Andrex archive?).

Am researching bean to cup coffee machines as a present for myself.

Applied for annual leave today. Feel less like I want to quit my job now.

I applied for anal leave today, feel kinda neglected :(

I was going to call work to bonk a day off but couldn't remember the STD code.

It's 'I've got gonorrhoea 123*'

My application for voluntary redundancy has been approved.

Scary now it's real . . :|

Ben has meddling to do on the internet.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th January 2014, 3:16 PM GMT

My application for voluntary redundancy has been approved.

Scary now it's real . . :|

Congratulations. :) What are you going to do with all that free time?

Up his post count.

Get lots of cats.

Quote: Lee @ 13th January 2014, 1:14 PM GMT

I applied for anal leave today, feel kinda neglected :(

I'm not surprised considering your weekend break. (weak end, geddit? It's funnier said out loud then written down. No, really, it is...ah f**k it)