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Quote: Jennie @ 13th January 2014, 6:22 PM GMT

Congratulations. :) What are you going to do with all that free time?

That's the bit that's concerning me ! ;)

Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th January 2014, 9:26 PM GMT

That's the bit that's concerning me ! ;)

Spend your redundancy on loads of viagra.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th January 2014, 9:26 PM GMT

That's the bit that's concerning me ! ;)

We could go down the park and throw bread at the ducks.

FUCK A DUCK!! !!!! !!! !!

But I may also buy one of these . . .

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Ben is about to take his contact lenses out and then put his glasses on. Whilst he's temporarily as blind as a bat, he begs you not to touch any of his stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kxuwb8bzQ

Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th January 2014, 9:26 PM GMT

That's the bit that's concerning me ! ;)

Suggestions:

1. Build a den/workshop in the garden
2. Buy a basket-case classic car and renovate it
3. Sell your house & use the money to move into a retirement home
4. Start a business selling sandwiches to the offices in your neighbourhood
5. Join an Amateur dramatics club
6. Take up Ballet dancing
7. Go on a world cruise.

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Quote: billwill @ 13th January 2014, 10:55 PM GMT

Suggestions:

1. Build a den/workshop in the garden
2. Buy a basket-case classic car and renovate it
3. Sell your house & use the money to move into a retirement home
4. Start a business selling sandwiches to the offices in your neighbourhood
5. Join an Amateur dramatics club
6. Take up Ballet dancing
7. Go on a world cruise.

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And there's a Cat Protection League shop nearby that always needs staff.

Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2014, 10:17 PM GMT
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How does that thing work on sand ffs?

Disadvantage to freelancing is I'm watching Magnum most day and I'm slowly becoming convinced I am Thomas Sullivan Magnum.

The Ice Cream Detective?

Well I do have to handle 99 flakes a week.

The cone wars

Thats scifi