Go girl

* sticks a fiver in Sootys g-string *

Gives it back as it is a photocopy of queen victoria with a 5 written on it

also it is stained

gestures for bouncer

There's gratitude

Quote: Nogget @ March 14 2012, 1:04 PM GMT

It's Timbo. No need to be confessed.

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This f**king autocorrecter thing on the iPad. Drives me mad.

Name dropper.

Trying to decide whether it would be better for me to stay up late to write my essay or to go to bed and do it tomorrow when I hope I'll feel refreshed. I think I know which one will end up happening. zzzzz

Quote: bigfella @ March 14 2012, 9:33 PM GMT

This f**king autocorrecter thing on the iPad. Drives me mad.

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You can turn it off in Settings.

Has everyone else got an ipad?

Good for you. Enjoy your lack of proper keyboard.

Sootyj is sticking with his faithful netbook.

Good for you pauper.

Sent smugly from my iPad

Can some one tell me who Louise, Harry,Niall, Liam and zayn are and why loads of people on twiiter would like to meet them?

One Direction? They have a Harry at least, not sure about the others but that's probably it.

Quote: reds @ March 15 2012, 9:21 AM GMT

Can some one tell me who Louise, Harry,Niall, Liam and zayn are and why loads of people on twiiter would like to meet them?

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They are all dead prostitutes buried in Putters garden.

Quote: Nil Putters @ March 15 2012, 9:24 AM GMT

One Direction? They have a Harry at least, not sure about the others but that's probably it.

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I think you might be right. There does seem to be about 5 of them. I wonder why it's always five members in a boy band?