And it's life and Life only.

I thought this worked really well. Could defo see it performed on the night. Some very funny and LOL moments. Well written. Very good.

NOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.' Brilliant.

Vote= Yes

Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 7:58 PM BST

And it's life and Life only.

I thought this worked really well. Could defo see it performed on the night. Some very funny and LOL moments. Well written. Very good.

NOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.' Brilliant.

Vote= Yes

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You've made a dying man very happy.

Quote: Samuel Lees @ June 20 2011, 8:00 PM BST

You've made a dying man very happy.

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It's good mate. Alot better then most of the entries. Made me laugh alot.

I don't think people on here would like me being too overly positive about a script so between me and you it was brill, but to everyone else it was shit. Good work.

Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 7:58 PM BST

NOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.'

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I... I don't get it. The football team want to kill the cow? Once again I curse my puny brain!

Best read a few entries and get my votes in I suppose.

Okay, these are the scripts in contention for The Manchester Sitcom Trials, in the files at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/SitsVac/files/

I count 43 in total. Wish me luck, I'm going in...

3 Bitches by Mikey Jackson.pdf
Agent of Chaos.doc
Amateurs script.pdf
An Ex Rated Date.pdf
Analysts (by Martyn Deakin).pdf
And It's Life And Life Only.pdf
Apocalypse, John - Hunter.pdf
As Sick As A Parrot - Jim Coulson.doc
BI-POLAR Jim Speirs.pdf
BROKEN RECORDS.doc
Caroline R.I.pdf
Checkpoint Dave - Sitcom Trials.pdf
Cometh the Padre.pdf
dead healthy.pdf
ENVIROMENTLY FRIENDLY 2011.pdf
FOUR IN A GYM.pdf
God Complex - Joe Deacon and Tom Guy.pdf
hardcow.pdf
Highway to Hell sitcom trial Beadles Baby Hand 3rd draft.doc
Keith Lymingstone-Brown.pdf
Lightning by John Gradwell.pdf
Living With Danger.pdf
lo-fi (3 scenes).pdf
MATES RATES
NO PROSPECT.doc
NOT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
Old Man (SitcomTrials).pdf
Outgoings--No1ChristmasHit.pdf
Privilege - Luke Cedar.pdf
ReasonstoBeCheerful.pdf
ROCK.doc
Shit Happens.pdf
Shock Treatment.pdf
Singing the Blues - It's a Blunderful Life.pdf
SuperFood.doc
THE OAP BUS.doc
The Oldham Chronicles.pdf
The Pinkie Device.pdf
THEATRE OF DREAMS.doc
There must be someone else.pdf
Treading water - sitcom trials.doc
University of Life - George Barnes.pdf
URBAN GUERILLAS, sitcom trials.doc

Kev F

Not On A School Night ... Not for this competition. LOTS of scenes, too many characters, far too long and no flipping cliffhanger!

It's a no.

Quote: Penge @ June 20 2011, 8:33 PM BST

I... I don't get it. The football team want to kill the cow? Once again I curse my puny brain!

Best read a few entries and get my votes in I suppose.

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Context darling, context.

haha

Quote: Samuel Lees @ June 20 2011, 9:25 PM BST

Context darling, context.

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I thought I told you to not call me Darling in public.

Stud or Mantastic are acceptable names though.

What about babes? Sausage cheeks?

Don't cause a scene darling, we will talk about this when we get home.

Enviromently Friendly: Sorry, two men spending 15 minutes talking rubbish just didn't do it for me, definitely one for the bin. Minus one for the spelling mistake...

No

Quote: RedZed333 @ June 20 2011, 9:57 PM BST

Enviromently Friendly: Sorry, two men spending 15 minutes talking rubbish just didn't do it for me, definitely one for the bin. Minus one for the spelling mistake...

No

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You've spelt it wrong yourself there RedZ. -1

Caroline R.I.P. Much too long, the second act must be eight pages long!

Vote = no

Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 10:15 PM BST

You've spelt it wrong yourself there RedZ. -1

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WHOOOSHHHH....!!!!!