*goes to see who beat him*
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is very cute, but the rest of the top 5 are meh.
Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish (number 10)? Who knew.
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Quote: zooo @ 16th July 2014, 9:20 PM BSTDaniel Radcliffe is Jewish (number 10)? Who knew.
You do realise muggle is Yiddish for gentile?
Great, I'm a muggle twice. 
An a typical morning at Bespoke Joke Bloke Industries, on Skype
So you want me to write your speech on how you overcame the problems to become the person you are today?
Yes
What were the problems?
I don't want to talk about that.
You just want to talk about how you succeeded in life and became the great success you are?
Yes
But I don't want to sound boastful and vain, I want people to know I suffered.
Right, but you just don't want to tell people about it?
Yes
Ok could you tell me some interesting stories from your life that you've been through? Stuff that maybe could be amusing or atleast interesting?
Yes
Great go for it.
I'm not going to tell you.
Why not?
You're the speech writer aren't you supposed to know these things?
I don't know you, this is the second time we've skyped.
I'm a spiritualist and a tarot reader as well as an expert in taking head shots.
You're a sniper?
No a photographer, I'm also half blind
Oh that's interesting can I write about how you overcame that to be a success
No also please don't mention my struggles at school
What struggles?
I didn't have any but don't mention them anyway
Ok I won't, so you want me to talk about all your achievements, without mentioning any problems and making people think you're an inspiration.
Yes, did I mention I'm a spiritualist and a psychic and read tarot that should help I also have great woman's intuition
I don't have those skills I rely on asking questions.
If I was talking to a woman with spiritual powers she'd understand exactly what I meant.
Your talking to a bloke without spiritual powers who asks questions, why did you hire me?
I don't know, I think we should cancel this job
Already done, turns out I am a little psychic
Quote: zooo @ 16th July 2014, 9:20 PM BSTDaniel Radcliffe is Jewish (number 10)? Who knew.
Remember when he was facing a giant snake and he only cut off the tip?
TTPYO. People who post on the wrong thread.
Isn't this the Things That Piss You Off thread?
And surely Daniel Radcliffe being Jewish is hardly surprising.
Bloody ants in my bathroom ...
Oh quick question ?
WHO GAVE THE LITTLE FUCKERS WINGS??
must have missed that meeting
The royal family
Oh Sooty...
You and your silly conspiracies.
They grow wings in the mating season.
You do get such a thing as flying ants. I've only seen them twice and have the impression they move in clouds from one place to another. Luckily my windows were closed so none got in.
The term 'no brainer' - what does it mean?
Does it mean you don't have to think very hard about it?
Or - it's very obvious
or - you don't need a brain to do it
Either way it's another of those shortened stupid sentences or words like 24/7 that people think it's clever to say.
Quote: lofthouse @ 19th July 2014, 12:13 PM BSTBloody ants in my bathroom ...
Oh quick question ?
WHO GAVE THE LITTLE FUCKERS WINGS??
must have missed that meeting
The correct term is the 'Red Bull Ant'.
