1. Episode One

Tuesday 26^th October 2004

After a hideous and unfortunate car accident, Lindsay, Penny and Bob are the only few remaining Summerdown teachers left to merge with a new school. Despite Clare's best efforts to make the staff bond, Damien and Ben ignore Penny and Lindsay's best efforts at friendship. Bob has undergone a drastic change, which is marked by a new toupee, and hated by Clare.

2. Episode Two

Tuesday 2^nd November 2004

Ben is petrified when he has to guide a group of OAPs around the school and, at the other end of the scale, during a session in the library Penny finds herself a new (teenage) boyfriend.

Bob meanwhile is still discussing his 'fiancée' Sundander Sunitra (secretly hiding the fact his 'bid' for a Thai bride has been rejected on terms of his age) and also plotting to have Ewan sacked.

3. Episode Three

Tuesday 9^th November 2004

During Gay and Lesbian Awareness Week, Ewan finds himself in an uncomfortable position with a student, and Clare wonders how lesbians 'function'.

After some disastrous advice, Ewan finds himself face to face with a Freddie Mercury wannabe. Liz worries about Kayla's non-existent sex life (despite the fact her daughter is only 14) and Lindsay doesn't know why she'd make a good lesbian.

4. Episode Four

Tuesday 16^th November 2004

Lindsay is made an example of during Fat Week and Ewan, Damien, Penny and Ben try to 'help' her diet.

Meanwhile Penny is snubbed by Anthony, and Bob finds himself in a frenzy after his vasectomy.

5. Episode Five

Tuesday 23^rd November 2004

Bob is very excited about meeting his new Thai bride Ping, but she is far more interested in Ewan. Ben takes Religious Tolerance week very seriously which results in a mini-war between the students.

6. Episode Six

Tuesday 30^th November 2004

Penny's family history is uncovered and she takes a turn for the worst this week. Meanwhile the issues of Racial Awareness Week extend to penis size. Meanwhile, Bob's sex life is suffering.

7. Episode Seven

Tuesday 7^th December 2004

Damien finds himself attracted to the new supply teacher; however, after a cooking incident, he is rendered temporarily useless.

8. Episode Eight

Tuesday 14^th December 2004

After a Ouija board, Ben appreciates how he has annoyed the Gods in every religion. He thinks he is going to die and so converts to each religion for a day.

It is Bob's stag do in Dublin which everyone tries their hardest to avoid, and the consequences of her behaviour start to hit Penny.

Special: Episode Nine

Tuesday 21^st December 2004

As Ofsted approaches, Clare concocts a plan to fool the inspector; however, when the fake classes do not work, Ewan is left to save the day.

The final episodes culminates in Bob and Ping's wedding.