Television

The Basil Brush Show

Basil is determined to see Molly win on school sports day, so he devises a training schedule.

All About Me

Rupinder's nephew is not quite the sweet, well-behaved Asian boy that had been expected.

Eyes Down

Ray's shocked to discover, at the age of 49, that he is adopted. Could his birth mother be right under his nose? Sandy, meanwhile, has won the opportunity to go on a TV game show for loving couples - but partner Terry has just walked out on her.

Carrie & Barry

Carrie goes into PC overdrive when interviewing prospective tenant Duncan, a person of restricted growth.

Meanwhile Barry doesn't want to drive a taxi anymore but the only person to let him practise his prospective new career as a masseur is best mate Kirk. The 'massage' goes well until Kirk starts to feel a 'stirring' down below...

Michelle's blind date with Duncan is equally disastrous.

Grumpy Old Men

When our querulous ones were young, eating was something you did to stop you from dying. These days the news is crammed with reports about obesity and killer diseases associated with food that was once thought healthy. Cue the barbs as the old buffers lay into celebrity-chef culture, exclusive restaurants and grandiose wine lists.

Green Wing

Caroline decides to have a housewarming party, inviting several of her hospital friends (and Angela). Sue takes Martin out clothes shopping for the party, and Alan decides to spice up his sex life by "kidnapping" Joanna.

Outlaws

Trainee criminal lawyer Theodore Gullnier has a lot to learn. Fortunately, Bruce Dunbar is the man who's going to teach him.
What Dunbar lacks in social graces, he makes up for with his knowledge of the thieves, blaggers and liars of the world - and his skill in getting them off scot-free.