It is the Outsiders' first day in camp as they battle it out to see who will create the best apocalyptic society. David Mitchell challenges the six comedians to smuggle substantial amounts of contraband past a strict border control officer and devise an entertaining, yet educational fable for a group of underwhelmed children.

Will Chris's competitive spirit give his team the edge? And will Guz and Judi be caught out by their potentially offensive message to the children? At the end of the day, David summons the teams to his HQ to review events and award badges for successfully completed challenges.