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Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width
- TV sitcom
- ITV1
- 1967 - 1971
- 40 episodes (6 series)
Culture-clash comedy featuring an English Jew and an Irish Catholic tailor working in London's East End. Stars John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear, Cyril Shaps and Eamonn Kelly
Episode menu
I'm Dreaming Of A Kosher Christmas
When two Father Christmases, looking remarkably like the partners in a certain tailoring firm, are found in a convent, the local constabulary wishes to question them on one or two points. Does the law believe in Santa Claus? If not the festive duo could be spending the holiday period behind the wrong type of bars.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Thursday 26th December 1968
- Time
- 6:30pm
- Channel
- ITV1
- Length
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
John Bluthal | Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen |
Joe Lynch | Patrick Kelly |
Cyril Shaps | Rabbi Levy |
Geoffrey Whitehead | Police Constable |
Michael Robbins | Police Sergeant |
Tommy Duggan | Father O'Malley |
Fabia Drake | Mother Superior |
Reg Peters | Actor |
Richard Mottau | Actor |
Leslie Bryant | Actor |
Leslie Noyes (as Les Noyes) | Actor |
Michael Harrison | Actor |
Vic Templar | Actor |
Renee Roberts | Actor |
Nicole Holdaway | Actor |
Perin Lewis | Actor |
Vince Powell | Writer |
Harry Driver | Writer |
Ronnie Baxter | Director |
Ronnie Baxter | Producer |
Bob Miller | Composer |
Norman Garwood | Production Designer |