Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width. Image shows from L to R: Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen (John Bluthal), Patrick Kelly (Joe Lynch)
Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

  • TV sitcom
  • ITV1
  • 1967 - 1971
  • 40 episodes (6 series)

Culture-clash comedy featuring an English Jew and an Irish Catholic tailor working in London's East End. Stars John Bluthal, Joe Lynch, Bernard Spear, Cyril Shaps and Eamonn Kelly

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I'm Dreaming Of A Kosher Christmas

When two Father Christmases, looking remarkably like the partners in a certain tailoring firm, are found in a convent, the local constabulary wishes to question them on one or two points. Does the law believe in Santa Claus? If not the festive duo could be spending the holiday period behind the wrong type of bars.

Broadcast details

Thursday 26th December 1968
30 minutes

Cast & crew

John Bluthal Emmanuel 'Manny' Cohen
Joe Lynch Patrick Kelly
Cyril Shaps Rabbi Levy
Guest cast
Geoffrey Whitehead Police Constable
Michael Robbins Police Sergeant
Tommy Duggan Father O'Malley
Fabia Drake Mother Superior
Reg Peters Actor
Richard Mottau Actor
Leslie Bryant Actor
Leslie Noyes (as Les Noyes) Actor
Michael Harrison Actor
Vic Templar Actor
Renee Roberts Actor
Nicole Holdaway Actor
Perin Lewis Actor
Writing team
Vince Powell Writer
Harry Driver Writer
Production team
Ronnie Baxter Director
Ronnie Baxter Producer
Bob Miller Composer
Norman Garwood Production Designer

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