It's Nellie's birthday and Eli take takes her to a new club (which she manages to get them thrown out of). But what is he trying to hide with the star treatment?

It's Nellie's birthday, and Eli has made breakfast in bed, but not to celebrate Nellie's joyous day, oh no, Eli has only gone and brought a new sports car and he's trying to sweet-talk her round with a tray of kippers and toast! He's even sprinkled parsley on the marmalade, but her lack of quality presents, including a china boy who's lost his cherries, puts a dampener on the birthday girl.

To cheer Nellie up, Eli decides to take her to the Starlight Hall, formally the Labour Club, with Lily and Walter. When the exotic dancing cabaret turns out to be the daughter of a part time onion peeler, Nellie is so shocked she covers her up with her fur stoal and they are thrown out of the club.