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Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere
- TV sitcom
- Channel 4
- 2004
- 6 episodes (1 series)
Phoenix Nights spin-off focusing on the adventures of the two doormen. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond.
Episode menu
Series 1, Episode 5
Max and Paddy run over a cow and are compensated with a so-called profitable pig.
Further details
After a run-in with a wandering cow, Max and Paddy go looking for its owner in search of compensation for the damage done to their beloved motorhome. Instead, they meet an eccentric, red-faced farmer with a penchant for incorporating lyrics into sentences. However, it soon becomes clear that the so-called breeding pig is no more than an ageing lothario and no good to butcher or beast. Unable to offload their meaty purchase, Max and Paddy return to the farm seeking financial gain. The truth only reveals itself when they catch sight of their friendly farmer trying to hump a scarecrow.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Friday 10th December 2004
- Channel
- Channel 4
- Length
- 25 minutes
Cast & crew
Peter Kay | Max |
Paddy McGuinness (as Patrick McGuinness ) | Paddy |
Claude Close | Farmer |
Michael Ford | Posh Bloke |
Kevin Gargan | Second Farmer |
Philip Gargan | First Farmer |
Seamus O'Neill | Cattle Bloke |
Graham Walker | Old Farmer |
Adam Young | Waiter |
Peter Kay | Writer |
Paddy McGuinness (as Patrick McGuinness ) | Writer |
Paul Coleman | Script Editor |
Peter Kay | Director |
Lesley McNeil | Producer |
Phil McIntyre | Executive Producer |
Lucy Ansbro | Associate Producer |
Kathryn Lowrie | Associate Producer |
Peter Hallworth | Editor |
Jim Holloway | Production Designer |
Michelle Smith | Casting Director |
Andy Hibbert | Director of Photography |
Martin Hawkins | Director of Photography |
Darren Finch | Costume Designer |
Toni Baker | Composer |
Amanda Neal | 1st Assistant Director |
Joan Schneider | Production Manager |