Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment.

Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere

Channel 4 sitcom about two bouncers. 6 episodes (1 series) in 2004. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond.

Series 1, Episode 1

Becoming familiar with their new home, Max and Paddy seek entertainment and visit their local nightspot.

Further details

What do you do when you've been contracted to kill someone for £8,000 but can't go through with it? Nab the cash and head for the hills. In a motorhome. First lesson to living in a campervan; ensure light entertainment is available in order to combat the boredom and monotony of living and travelling in one area. Difficult for ex-Phoenix Club bouncers Max and Paddy who are low on funds - and volume - as their new self-stolen plasma has no speakers. So it's off to the nearest nightclub for a beer and a boogie. However, after a disastrous night of booty-shaking, Max needs a few (close-up) dancing lessons from Paddy before he can hit the dizzy lights of the dance floor again. Naturally their perfectly-timed choreography and sexy sailor suits catch the eye of more than one young woman. But have they got more than they bargained for when the Belgrano sisters take the bait? Obviously a night in with the telly was a better option - though not with Paddy's choice of programme.

Broadcast details

Friday 12th November 2004
Channel 4
25 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Peter Kay Max
Paddy McGuinness Paddy
Guest cast
Brendan O'Carroll Gypsy Joe
Nigel Adams Paramedic #1
Martha Cope Tracy
Christine Roberts Louise
Juliette Goodman Customer Assistant