With her landlord set on selling her house, Toni fends off potential buyers with outlandish displays of 'street theatre'. When she sees Craig being overly friendly with their neighbour Shar, she decides to get her flirt on herself. Paula and her husband Dave find themselves stuck in a sexual standoff, with neither of them willing to have uncomfortable contraception procedures. Cue a seduction head to head, with both determined to make the other crack. Meanwhile, Rana is determined to show a miserable policeman that Hull's not dull.