Quotes

Doc Martin attempts to avoid a conversation with Bert Large.

Bert, it's been a long day. Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.

Dr Martin Ellingham (Martin Clunes)

Humorous reponse to a silly question.

Patient: And you reckon these will work, do you?
Doc Martin: No - I just prescribe them for fun.

Dr Martin Ellingham (Martin Clunes)

Adrian is trying to get the Doc to put in a good word for him in order to get a promotion

I've spoken to Chris. He rang me. He thinks you're an arse. I think you're an arse too. Enjoy your weekend.

Dr Martin Ellingham (Martin Clunes)