Colin's Sandwich

Colin meets Alan Hunter who is interested in offering Colin a TV deal. During the meeting Colin understands little of we he's asked to do.
Back in the office a passenger who Colin has filed under 'no further action required' has held up a train.
Stuart and Rosemary come round but Colin is frustrated that he canot go drinking with Alan Hunter eventually leaving to meet but he doesn't show up.
Colin writes a piece inspired by his hatred of his work colleagues.
At the office everybody reads Colin's piece about them and he gets a phone call from Jen to take her to an interview and Hunter invites him round to discuss his story as well.
Hunter tells Colin he hates his script and will not use it and Colin forgets about giving Jen a lift.
Hunter calls and says he's changed his mind and offers Colin ten grand for his work but he has to get around to his place now. To get out of work Colin fakes illness but fails to get to Hunters as an ambulance is called and he's taken off to hopital

Colin wastes a week off work by not writing anything decent. Alan Hunter invites Colin to a meeting to discuss a possible TV deal.

He attends the meeting but is out of his depth and understands very little of what is said. Hunter relieves Colin of his embarrassment as he explains in plain English what is wanted.

Colin fails to pick up Jen from an interview and feels guilty. Back in work the office are trying to find the file of a passenger who has sent them his lunch amongst other things in the past. Colin informs them that he's filed it in the 'no action required' file. They inform him that the passenger has just held up the 10.17 from Birmingham New Street.

Back at the flat Colin's writing is inspired by his hatred of his colleagues. However he is interrupted by the arrival of Stuart and Rosemary who Colin has forgotten have come to stay.

They bore Jen and Colin to death. Colin is particularly frustrated as he's been invited to the Zanzibar Club by Alan Hunter but can't go. In the end he loses his cool and goes anyway. Unfortunately Hunter does not.

Colin returns and apologises to Rosemary. She forgives him and tells Colin that Hunter is one of Stuart's clients.

In the office Colin has accidentally left copies of his treatment lying around so everybody reads about themselves. Graham is upset because he's not in it. Jen phones and reminds Colin that he's supposed to take her to an interview, however Hunter also calls to invite him around to his place. Colin pretends to be ill and gets a taxi to Hunters home. However he is very late and Hunter tells him he's not going to use his script.

When he arrives home Jen is furious as she was two hours late for her interview due to transportation delays. However she did get the job.

At the office Hunter calls to tell him that he's changed his mind and loves his idea. Colin says that he's gone off the idea but soon changes his tune when Hunter says he can only offer him ten grand for the script. If he wants the deal to go ahead he has to get around to Hunter's place immediately. Colin fakes another attack and an ambulance is called. However when he tries to get out of the ambulance to get to Hunters place Colin is restrained and carted off to hospital.