Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Dustin Demri-Burns, Seb Cardinal. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures
Cardinal Burns

Cardinal Burns

  • TV sketch show
  • Channel 4 / E4
  • 2012 - 2014
  • 12 episodes (2 series)

E4 sketch comedy show created by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns. Stars Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, James Puddephatt, Aisling Bea, Lucinda Dryzek and Clare Warde

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Series 2, Episode 3

This week we meet Chin, a party-loving Chinese Yuppie; and Banksy's French pen pal, Le Rat, comes to stay.

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Further details

Cardinal Burns. Dustin Demri-Burns. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures

We meet Chin, a party-loving Chinese Yuppie, as he enlists a 12-year-old karate enthusiast to get cheap labour under the guise of teaching him to be a warrior.

Banksy's French pen pal, Le Rat, comes to stay, resulting in a brush with the law, and we meet Curtis: a do-gooding '80s rapper who finds himself a bit out of place on the London grime scene.

Broadcast details

Date
Wednesday 14th May 2014
Time
10:35pm
Channel
Channel 4
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Tuesday 21st October 2014 11:40pm 4Music
Sunday 26th October 2014 11:40pm 4Music
Wednesday 5th August 2015 11:40pm 4Music

Cast & crew

Cast
Seb Cardinal Various
Dustin Demri-Burns Various
Lucinda Dryzek Ensemble Actor
Clare Warde Ensemble Actor
Guest cast
Ayuk Marchant Ensemble Actor
Eliza Bennett Ensemble Actor
Fergus Craig Ensemble Actor
Mandeep Dhillon Ensemble Actor
Dan Mersh Ensemble Actor
Wanda Opalinska Ensemble Actor
Nat Saunders Ensemble Actor
Catherine Shepherd Ensemble Actor
Tom Goodman-Hill Ensemble Actor
Ben Willbond Ensemble Actor
Liam Prior Ensemble Actor
Writing team
Seb Cardinal Writer
Dustin Demri-Burns Writer
Matt Morgan Writer
Chris Hayward Writer
Andrew Ellard Script Editor
Keith Mottram Writer (Additional Material)
Rufus Jones Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Ben Taylor Director
Jenna Jones Producer
Andy Harries Executive Producer
Mark Davies Editor
Adam Windmill Editor
Miranda Jones Production Designer
Oli Julian Composer

Videos

Fancy Seeing You Here

A deadly virus may have wiped out humanity but there's always time to be polite.

Featuring: Seb Cardinal & Dustin Demri-Burns.

Old School v New School Rap

Curtis breaks it down, the old school way.

Featuring: Dustin Demri-Burns.

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