Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Dustin Demri-Burns, Seb Cardinal. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures.

Cardinal Burns

Channel 4 and E4 sketch show. 12 episodes (2 series), 2012 - 2014. Stars Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, James Puddephatt, Aisling Bea, Lucinda Dryzek and Clare Warde.

Series 2, Episode 3

This week we meet Chin, a party-loving Chinese Yuppie; and Banksy's French pen pal, Le Rat, comes to stay.

Further details

Cardinal Burns. Dustin Demri-Burns. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures.

We meet Chin, a party-loving Chinese Yuppie, as he enlists a 12-year-old karate enthusiast to get cheap labour under the guise of teaching him to be a warrior.

Banksy's French pen pal, Le Rat, comes to stay, resulting in a brush with the law, and we meet Curtis: a do-gooding '80s rapper who finds himself a bit out of place on the London grime scene.

Broadcast details

Date
Wednesday 14th May 2014
Time
10:35pm
Channel
Channel 4
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Seb Cardinal Various
    Dustin Demri-Burns Various
    Lucinda Dryzek Ensemble Actor
    Clare Warde Ensemble Actor
    Guest cast
    Ayuk Marchant Ensemble Actor
    Eliza Bennett Ensemble Actor
    Fergus Craig Ensemble Actor
    Mandeep Dhillon Ensemble Actor
    Dan Mersh Ensemble Actor
    Wanda Opalinska Ensemble Actor
    Nat Saunders Ensemble Actor
    Catherine Shepherd Ensemble Actor
    Tom Goodman-Hill Ensemble Actor
    Ben Willbond Ensemble Actor
    Liam Prior Ensemble Actor
    Writing team
    Seb Cardinal Writer
    Dustin Demri-Burns Writer
    Matt Morgan Writer
    Chris Hayward Writer
    Andrew Ellard Script Editor
    Keith Mottram Writer (Additional Material)
    Rufus Jones Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Ben Taylor Director
    Jenna Jones Producer
    Andy Harries Executive Producer
    Mark Davies Editor
    Adam Windmill Editor
    Miranda Jones Production Designer
    Oli Julian Composer

    Videos

    Fancy Seeing You Here

    A deadly virus may have wiped out humanity but there's always time to be polite.

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns.

    Old School v New School Rap

    Curtis breaks it down, the old school way.

    Featuring: Dustin Demri-Burns.

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