Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Dustin Demri-Burns, Seb Cardinal. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures
Cardinal Burns

Cardinal Burns

  • TV sketch show
  • Channel 4 / E4
  • 2012 - 2014
  • 12 episodes (2 series)

E4 sketch comedy show created by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns. Stars Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, James Puddephatt, Aisling Bea, Lucinda Dryzek and Clare Warde

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Series 2, Episode 1

Award-winning double act Cardinal Burns (Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns) return for a second series of their sketch show. Featuring brand new characters and popular favourites.

Preview clips

Further details

Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures

New Guy and Charlie try out extravagant new flirting tricks, Yumi kills Rachel's chances with a dreamy yoga instructor in Young Dreams, and Turkish minicab drivers Hashtag and Bukake demonstrate heroic attempts to rescue a damsel in distress.

Plus, Banksy is back, trying to bond with his stepson on a camping trip that ends in catastrophe.

Broadcast details

Wednesday 30th April 2014
Channel 4
30 minutes


Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Sunday 19th October 2014 11:40pm 4Music
Monday 20th October 2014 12:10am 4Music
Wednesday 22nd July 2015 11:40pm 4Music

Cast & crew

Seb Cardinal Various
Dustin Demri-Burns Various
Lucinda Dryzek Ensemble Actor
Clare Warde Ensemble Actor
Guest cast
Ayuk Marchant Ensemble Actor
Eliza Bennett Ensemble Actor
Fergus Craig Ensemble Actor
Mandeep Dhillon Ensemble Actor
Alexis Gerred Ensemble Actor
Chris Hayward Ensemble Actor
Dan Mersh Ensemble Actor
Wanda Opalinska Ensemble Actor
Nat Saunders Ensemble Actor
Christopher Sciueref Ensemble Actor
Catherine Shepherd Ensemble Actor
Sevan Stephan Ensemble Actor
Tom Stourton Ensemble Actor
Rene Zagger Ensemble Actor
Writing team
Seb Cardinal Writer
Dustin Demri-Burns Writer
Chris Hayward Writer
Rufus Jones Writer
Nat Saunders Writer
Andrew Ellard Script Editor
Fergus Craig Writer
Keith Mottram Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Ben Taylor Director
Jenna Jones Producer
Andy Harries Executive Producer
Mark Davies Editor
Adam Windmill Editor
Miranda Jones Production Designer
Oli Julian Composer


Parking Trouble

Cardinal and Burns attempt to park their car outside a night club.

Featuring: Seb Cardinal & Dustin Demri-Burns.

Skip to It

Two business men get into the grove after some time on the sauce.

Featuring: Seb Cardinal & Dustin Demri-Burns.

Motorbike Flirt

'Yes, I've got a motorbike'...

Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns & Catherine Shepherd.

Crystal Maze

So this is why it takes so long to get a parcel from the Royal Mail sorting office...

Featuring: Seb Cardinal & Dustin Demri-Burns.

You're the Best Thing

A sweet song dedicated to that special someone.

Featuring: Seb Cardinal & Dustin Demri-Burns.

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