Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Dustin Demri-Burns, Seb Cardinal. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures.

Cardinal Burns

Channel 4 and E4 sketch show. 12 episodes (2 series), 2012 - 2014. Stars Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, James Puddephatt, Aisling Bea, Lucinda Dryzek and Clare Warde.

Series 2, Episode 1

Award-winning double act Cardinal Burns (Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns) return for a second series of their sketch show. Featuring brand new characters and popular favourites.

Further details

Cardinal Burns. Image shows from L to R: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns. Copyright: Left Bank Pictures.

New Guy and Charlie try out extravagant new flirting tricks, Yumi kills Rachel's chances with a dreamy yoga instructor in Young Dreams, and Turkish minicab drivers Hashtag and Bukake demonstrate heroic attempts to rescue a damsel in distress.

Plus, Banksy is back, trying to bond with his stepson on a camping trip that ends in catastrophe.

Broadcast details

Wednesday 30th April 2014
Channel 4
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Seb Cardinal Various
    Dustin Demri-Burns Various
    Lucinda Dryzek Ensemble Actor
    Clare Warde Ensemble Actor
    Guest cast
    Ayuk Marchant Ensemble Actor
    Eliza Bennett Ensemble Actor
    Fergus Craig Ensemble Actor
    Mandeep Dhillon Ensemble Actor
    Alexis Gerred Ensemble Actor
    Chris Hayward Ensemble Actor
    Dan Mersh Ensemble Actor
    Wanda Opalinska Ensemble Actor
    Nat Saunders Ensemble Actor
    Christopher Sciueref Ensemble Actor
    Catherine Shepherd Ensemble Actor
    Sevan Stephan Ensemble Actor
    Tom Stourton Ensemble Actor
    Rene Zagger Ensemble Actor
    Writing team
    Seb Cardinal Writer
    Dustin Demri-Burns Writer
    Chris Hayward Writer
    Rufus Jones Writer
    Nat Saunders Writer
    Andrew Ellard Script Editor
    Fergus Craig Writer
    Keith Mottram Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Ben Taylor Director
    Jenna Jones Producer
    Andy Harries Executive Producer
    Mark Davies Editor
    Adam Windmill Editor
    Miranda Jones Production Designer
    Oli Julian Composer


    Parking Trouble

    Cardinal and Burns attempt to park their car outside a night club.

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns.

    Skip to It

    Two business men get into the grove after some time on the sauce.

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns.

    Motorbike Flirt

    'Yes, I've got a motorbike'...

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns, Catherine Shepherd.

    Crystal Maze

    So this is why it takes so long to get a parcel from the Royal Mail sorting office...

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns.

    You're the Best Thing

    A sweet song dedicated to that special someone.

    Featuring: Seb Cardinal, Dustin Demri-Burns.


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