Dave has announced its list of the top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe.
Stand-up Masai Graham was voted the winner of the annual competition with a food pun. The joke, taken from his show Aaaaaaaaaargh! It's 101 Clean Jokes in 30 minutes at Dropkick Murphys, topped the list with 52% of the public surveyed voting it the best gag.
Here is the top 10 in full:
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta
Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next day delivery?
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family
I hate funerals - I'm not a mourning person
I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
- Tim Vine
Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate
I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
This is the thirteenth year of the Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe award. The competition sees a panel of judges scouring the festival for one-liners. The shortlist is then anonymised, and a panel of 2,000 members of the public are asked to vote to determine the top 10.
Masai says: "It's great to see the Edinburgh Festival Fringe back up and running again, it's my spiritual home. I was so delighted to find out I'd won the Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe award for a second time - I thought 'This is getting pasta joke'".
Cherie Cunningham, Dave channel director, comments: "What a pleasure to be back in Edinburgh! This is Dave's first Joke of the Fringe in three years and the quality of submissions has been incredibly strong. It's a fantastic top 10 full of newcomers and comedy veterans, and it's a delight to crown Masai Graham as winner once more."