The philosopher Blaise Pascal said: 'All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone'. He was dead right. Stay at home! Lock the doors! Hello Cruel World will make you realise why it was bad idea to come to this show, or any show for that matter, or in fact to leave the house ... ever. Learn why life never gets better than sitting on your sofa and how disappointment can be avoided by simply never walking out your front door. 'Absolutely engaging performer' (Scotsman).