An envelope stuffed full of my own hand-chiselled, lovingly created jokes versus a bag of 'life' (not insulin: anecdotes, observations). But which is funniest? Let's decide together. 'Filled with prime laugh-out-loud stupid moments' ***** (List). 'The best, as well as the most natural stand-up I've seen at the Fringe this year... Expect Alun Cochrane to be filling arenas soon' (Independent). NB: I don't really fancy playing arenas but I'd love to sell-out bigger theatres so I'm prepared to take this compliment on my comedy potential in the spirit it was intended.