I've been toying with the idea of becoming a mentor. All I need now is a kid who's daft enough to listen to me and who won't tell the police that I told him to do the stuff that he keeps getting arrested for.

Quote: chipolata @ 8th July 2019, 4:25 PM

Chip saved a chicken today and is feeling pretty good about it. Although he doesn't feel the need to get 'Chicken Saver' on his avatar.

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I saved a chicken too, it's in pieces in my freezer.

Couldn't you get it out and try to calm it down?

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 9th July 2019, 3:06 PM

Couldn't you get it out and try to calm it down?

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Dunno why by I can see Rigsby saying it.

Quote: billwill @ 9th July 2019, 3:02 PM

I saved a chicken too, it's in pieces in my freezer.

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I'm just glad that chicken I saved doesn't read the BCG.

Quote: chipolata @ 9th July 2019, 4:17 PM

I'm just glad that chicken I saved doesn't read the BCG.

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They might pluck up the courage. >_<

Yeah, I know. Not good, but it's the end of the day and I'm tired now.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2019, 4:25 PM

They might pluck up the courage. >_<

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that's quite a poultry offering. And I see your wincing man is working.

Quote: chipolata @ 10th July 2019, 11:49 AM

that's quite a poultry offering. And I see your wincing man is working.

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What a silly clucker, and I'm glad you spelt wincing right. ( >_ it don't work now! )

These puns are offal. Just offal.

I know - it's swill

Where's beaky?

He's crowing on the Thames..................at Hen ley.

Haven't you lot heard of GDPR - the puns you are peddling could be poussin-al data.

I couldn't give a flyin' cluck