Not all girls can pull off the centre parting with the roots showing look. But this little princess!?

Also, please stop hacking my facebook.

Quote: sootyj @ 27th September 2014, 10:31 PM BST

Hey your Holiness is it true your mum fancies me

she's got lovely hair.

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No she bloody hasn't.

She has!

On her arse

Can we stop slagging off a random stranger on the internet now please! Poor woman.

You're right, zooo. We are all total arzeholes.

Quote: zooo @ 27th September 2014, 1:17 PM BST

What were they for?

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Technically it closes the yearly arts/theatre festival, but it used to be an event just on it's own.

Ben is getting out of bed at last.

Ben has to start work in an hour. GAH!

Quote: Ben @ 28th September 2014, 2:02 PM BST

Ben has to start work in an hour. GAH!

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Are you a prostitute? It's sunday!

Chopped down loads of dreaded Russian vine yesterday and also did a lot of weeding. Filled two big green bags. This morning tried to buy hyacinth bulbs at the Salad Bowl before having a cappuccino at the Oaks golf course, feeding the ducks on the local pond and removing woody bits from wallflowers in concrete tubs.

Prostitutes went to church the same as everyone else, Gord.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 28th September 2014, 2:07 PM BST

Prostitutes went to church the same as everyone else, Gord.

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Didn't marriage only properly arrive in the 1100s?

Before that time almost all parishioners lived in sin.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 28th September 2014, 2:04 PM BST

...also did a lot of weeding...

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You can call it what you want, mate (or: man)...it's still illegal!

How is Leevil these days?

Have injured myself bashing something to death. Now I can't use a mouse properly.