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Quote: Lee @ 9th May 2014, 11:32 AM BST:0 7 years!
*montage plays of Ben's various haircuts (they're all the same)*
It's evolved gradually over the years, but only noticeable to a keen eye.
PISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
Hire an escort?
Quote: Ben @ 9th May 2014, 8:44 PM BSTHire an escort?
What and drive around in it on my own?
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
That sucks dude
Pop the kettle on and ill nip round and keep you company for a bit
We can have a few games of backgammon
Then we can strip off and have a good manly wrestle in front of the fire
Quote: lofthouse @ 9th May 2014, 9:14 PM BSTThat sucks dude
Pop the kettle on and ill nip round and keep you company for a bit
We can have a few games of backgammon
Then we can strip off and have a good manly wrestle in front of the fire
I don't drink tea, play backgammon or have a fire.
And, unlike you like the last time you came round, I do not find having one of my balls painted blue and the other one yellow a highly erotic experience.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
What about the ladies who change your pads, don't they talk to you?
Quote: Will Cam @ 9th May 2014, 9:23 PM BSTWhat about the ladies who change your pads, don't they talk to you?
Too busy talking about Katie Price's husband shagging her best friend.
Quote: Will Cam @ 9th May 2014, 9:23 PM BSTWhat about the ladies who change your pads, don't they talk to you?
they use their gobs for the changing
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
You have all of us!!!
Alternatively you could join a drama club or go to a tea dance. How about a choir, or birdwatching? Or engaging passersby in conversation in Morrison's?
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
You have all of us!!!
Alternatively you could join a drama club or go to a tea dance. How about a choir, or birdwatching? Or engaging passersby in conversation in Morrison's?
Quote: keewik @ 9th May 2014, 9:56 PM BSTOr engaging passersby in conversation in Morrison's?
I tried that. Got away with a caution.
Seriously, you have to build new social groups.
Desperate to escape to the wilds of Argyll but weeks to go yet.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th May 2014, 6:27 PM BSTPISSED OFF !
Haven't had a conversation with anyone all week and my mate has just texted to cancel our regular Friday night out for an unspecified reason.
I hate last minute cancellations. One time someone cancelled dinner plans on me because they were apparently to broke to go out. A few weeks later I told them about a little festival thing I'd been to. They then told me that they had gone past it on their way to meet someone for dinner. Thing was I only went to the festival because it was the night they'd cancelled. I thought maybe it was a special thing, like some ones Birthday or out town visitor. Nope, nothing special just dinner out. My mate knew I'd caught them out, they still cancel last minute sometimes but not stupid to give a reason anymore.