Harridan didn't have to go to the show on her own, in the end, and had a great time sitting with all the middle-aged champagne socialists who weren't quite expecting a feminist rant for the second half of the show. Harridan is now going swimming, and then she's having all her hair cut off because for some bizarre reason she always decides to have short hair in winter.

Business plan, swimming hair cuts.

Would involve a lilo and scissors, but no clippers.

Quote: Ben @ 14th December 2013, 10:33 AM GMT

Ben's worry that visiting a new barbers would result in a bad haircut have been allayed.

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Christmas is saved!

Quote: Tursiops @ 14th December 2013, 11:16 AM GMT

Christmas is saved!

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I'm certainly breathing a huge sigh of relief. Thanks.

Quote: Tuumble @ 13th December 2013, 11:07 PM GMT

Will be interesting though as both Clare and my ex will be there. "Seconds out..."

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Having learnt about such things from sitcoms, I think they will probably bond while they make fun of your sexual prowess together.

After a few hours have successfully upgraded my version android. I didn't realise it would completely change the layout of things on the phone- so now can't find anything. The upside is I can now get Candy crush and see what all the fuss is about.

Harridan is very pleased with her haircut having used a £25 voucher she assumed was to see a junior stylist, but turns out to have been for the senior director! Harridan is waiting for her bit of bad luck to balance things out.

What did they give you out of the balance from the £25? Or was it just cash?

huh?

Rocker apparently women spend more than 7 quid on a hair cut, I think they must have back hair or something.

£7 ?

Last time I had my hair cut it was 1/11d

And you still had change for your diplodocus home.

And a rock cake!

If you can find me someone who will cut my hair for under £30 and not do it with a pair of garden shears and their eyes shut I would happily go to them. Even places like Supercuts charge me about £35 on account of happening to have thick hair.

I once got charged double for a haircut, on account of not having had a haircut in a year and quite possibly destroyed a pair of clippers.

I am having one soon.

As I have reached that awful age where long hair emphasises my baldness.

The only bald guys I know with pony tails have schizophrenia, trufax.