Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2011, 5:53 PM GMTJokes are usually the truth in poor disguise,,,,
*reads sootyj's back catalogue and worries - a lot*
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Quote: Rob H @ December 23 2011, 5:58 PM GMTErm, why do you smell earth?
I can smell my Christmas tree, and an olive-oil covered baby.
I am not sure. I suspect it's been trod in by my pup who thinks he is the dog version of Tony Robinson.
When you say olive-oil covered baby.....
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 23 2011, 6:00 PM GMTI couldn't care less to be honest about the bap-age. It's nothing I don't see when I get out of the shower everyday.
Except mine don't have the tell tale scars....
*considers this information with a faraway smile*
I lived with a man (not in the romantic sense) who was very into his porn. He would organise magazines in a lovely fan on the coffee table and had pictures of naked women on his keyboard to inspire him musically. He was also the world's loudest masturbator...
Quote: Rob H @ December 23 2011, 5:58 PM GMTErm, why do you smell earth?
I can smell my Christmas tree, and an olive-oil covered baby.
Bloody bourgouse, Waitrose shopping, cannibal, satanists.
Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2011, 5:35 PM GMTAnd alas as I have no pictures of the lovely KLRiley I have nothing to post.
One day soots, when we meet in the real world, you are going to get a hell of a shock. But as its nearly Christmas, I'll leave your dreams intact for a while longer.
My Dad is attempting to wrap for the first time in about 20 years. This should be interesting.
Oh I dunno....
we are not all callow youths persuing the media dictated surgery polished vision of beauty. On the internet I have come to live your inner beauty, wit, strength of character and commitment to only home made mincepies.
Home made mincepies. Holly Duvet cover has nothing on that...
(concerned he may be creeping Riley out to the extent he may get an exclusion order banning him from March meetup)
Do you both need to be alone?
That's a linguistic impossibility.
And youze just jealous (though I'm not sure of which of us)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 23 2011, 6:01 PM GMTI am not sure. I suspect it's been trod in by my pup who thinks he is the dog version of Tony Robinson.
When you say olive-oil covered baby.....
I mean a baby covered in olive oil. (He'd been having a baby massage.) He is now bathed and ready for bed, the lucky git.
I miss being a Miniroo. I used to love being pushed in a pram with the rain cover over and watching the raindrops settle on the plastic.
Awwww!
Even though it left his spine and skull worryingly exposed, Chip's just been napping face down on the sofa.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 23 2011, 6:12 PM GMTDo you both need to be alone?
Are you offering?
(And do you know a good lawyer?)