Who? Alex Ferguson
Why? Because he's a hypocritical whinging twat who moans about all the things he introduced into football such as initimidating refs and dirty cheating diving cheats.
How? Smear him in fox excrement and set the hounds on him.
Licence To Kill: Who, Why & How? Page 2
Glenn hoddle
because i genuinely hate the smarmy, talentless, god bothering git.
just give me a hammer.
Quote: jacparov @ November 4, 2007, 7:19 PMGlenn hoddle
because i genuinely hate the smarmy, talentless, god bothering git.
just give me a hammer.
Got to correct you on that one bud. He played for the spurs, not the hammers.
Who? Wayne Rooney
Why? Because he's a liability and got us knocked out of last year's World Cup and next year's Euro Championship.
How? Anyhow.
PS - sorry about all these football references.
Who...... My husband.
Why.... Cause he got me arrested.
How! Really F**king slowly!
Can we have a whole thread just about Charley's updates on her life please?
I wanna know more!
Charley - forget Comedy for awhile and have a go at Eastenders/Coronation Street scripts - it would be a doddle for you and you might make a squid?
Just a thought geezer!!! 
Aww Fankoo Frankie. However I have a feeling that I would turn the soaps into Porn. You have given me some ideas though.
I like the thought of that Bradley guy getting it on with Dot to get back at Stacey. I could do a scene where Dot is on all fours,her flowery nightie pulled up to expose her saggy arse hole. Bradley walks in with his red knob.(That matches his forever red face)Then they start to get it on.
Also I am thinking of hoting it up big time with all that is illegal. Incest between Ronnie & Roxy followed by a scene of beastiality between Gus & Wellard.
Quote: Charley @ November 5, 2007, 1:50 PMI like the thought of that Bradley guy getting it on with Dot to get back at Stacey. I could do a scene where Dot is on all fours,her flowery nightie pulled up to expose her saggy arse hole. Bradley walks in with his red knob.(That matches his forever red face)Then they start to get it on.
Aw nonononononooo! >_<
Who: Osama Bin Laden
Why: To collect the masive reward. Also to increase the BSG's audience by having the FBI monitor the site 
How: Death by JUB JUB 
Who: Jade Goody
Why: Because a talentless, stupid, moronic, ugly woman will earn more doing nothing than all the greatest minds ever put together, and shows us what sort of society we live in today.
How: Being voted off one week on ITV1's Celebrity Abattoir and having to be chopped up into cutlets to provide food for the remaining Z-list celebrities in there.
Quote: ajp29 @ November 5, 2007, 11:34 PMP
How: Death by JUB JUB
Quote: swerytd @ November 6, 2007, 10:27 AMITV1's Celebrity Abattoir
(I can actually imagine it happening.)
Me
Having the teremity to suggest that someone should die. And for being such an evil piece of excrement that I failed to realise my own typing incompetence.
A long, slow, drawn-out life.
Go on Aaron -- suggest Cinnamon for spelling 'temerity' so poorly...