Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th April 2022, 3:44 PM

Thanks all. ?

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Must be nice to be appreciated for your graphics, even if they are amateurish (why else would I get no feedback) compared to yours Godot - I'll go in the cupboard under the stairs and have a good cry. ?

I will be launching the (exciting) League Naming Vote tomorrow, so don't make any f**king plans for the rest of the week. There are 25 entries to rank.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th April 2022, 4:30 PM

Must be nice to be appreciated for your graphics, even if they are amateurish (why else would I get no feedback) compared to yours Godot - I'll go in the cupboard under the stairs and have a good cry. ?

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Remember there's a best pic comp. Prize is a cut and blow job from Goodlad's hairdresser.

You won't win it by crying under the stairs.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th April 2022, 12:38 PM

Especially that jumped up has been Ronaldo.
Did anybody see the video of him coming off the pitch limping and a young boy held his phone out asking for a picture with him?
Ronaldo purposely knocked the phone out of his hand, smashing it on the floor and carried on walking down the tunnel.
Shithouse.

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Yes.

I'm a bit concerned about Godot's post.

I like you enormously but I don't want a cut and blow job from you or anyone else.

I have an electronic dog to attend to and it is the only love of mine which floats my boat.

To be fair, it's a decent prize, especially if you are middle-aged and above. She has a large chest that collides with various parts of your upper body and head as she titivates during the cut. There's always a queue.

All good - but does she also bark and pant provocatively once fully plugged in while oddly refusing to eat Pedigree Chum?

..........and the news here, at Nothing to Lose United, is that the manager says he is now just playing for laughs.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th April 2022, 4:19 PM

..........and the news here, at Nothing to Lose United, is that the manager says he is now just playing for laughs.

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Try Winalot.

Sick of seeing "Up the Clique Without a Paddle" when you go to check your score? Itching to see a name that better reflects your values? It's time to do something about it by voting in the (exciting) League Naming competition.

All the submissions that don't contain swearwords, fit in the space provided and don't contain references to 'God' or Godot' (it's our league, not my league) are listed below. Because there are so many entries we will need to use the Full Preferential Voting (FPV) system.

There are 25 candidates and you must put them in order of preference with 1. being the name you like best, 2. being the name you like second best etc. until you get to f**king 25.

All entries will be awarded a value and winner will be the most preferred overall choice.

I expect Steve, Goodlad, Don, Kipper, Radish, Herc, Anton, Ben and Bunter to vote. Anyone else voting will of course be included. Once again voting is mandatory and failure to vote will incur a suspension. No-one will be suspended without warning and a chance to reappraise their folly. Anyone just copying and pasting the list below will be suspended for improper voting.

The proposed names:

1. Clique and be Heroes

2. Das Football Boot.

3. Cliquey Blinders

4. Cliques and Geeks

5. Clique and Destroy

6. It's all Clique to me

7. Clique Gods

8. Cliquebait

9. Clique and Collect

10. Clique ultras

11. The Clique District

12. The non Clique, Clique

13. Ze Clique

14. Clique as a Parrot

15. BC Guide Dogs

16. Mock The Clique

17. Clique Un

18. International Philosophy

19. We Band of Grudgers

20. Grudgers and Grinders

21. Grudge Match of the Day

22. The Gents

23. Big Knobs & Goal Kicks

24. BCG Scabs

25. You're a no hoper League

Please vote before commenting on any individual names or making additional puns/jokes.

Er no. I know you are taking the piss and laughing up your sleeve...

1, The non Clique, Clique (most appropriate to me)

2, You're a no hoper League (because I get the attempted pun)

3, The Gents

01. International Philosophy
02. Big Knobs & Goal Kicks
03. The non Clique, Clique
04. Clique ultras
05. The Clique District
06. Clique as a Parrot
07. You're a no hoper League
08. It's all Clique to me
09. Clique Gods
10. The Gents
11. Grudgers and Grinders
12. Das Football Boot.
13. Cliques and Geeks
14. Grudge Match of the Day
15. Clique Un
16. Ze Clique
17. Michael the Toadstool and His Sun Powered Bicycle Clips
18. Clique and be Heroes
19. Clique and Collect
20. Cliquey Blinders
21. We Band of Grudgers
22. BC Guide Dogs
23. Electronic Dogs in the Bellblue Woods and Other 73 Year Old Clergymen
24. BCG Scabs
25. Mock The Clique

The vote of the Greyfriars Jury goes to... ...

... ... International Philosophy

As in:

1 The Gents
2 Grudge Match of the Day
3 Grudgers and Grinders
4 Clique as a Parrot
5 BCG Scabs
6 Big Knobs & Goal Kicks
7 We Band of Grudgers
8 Ze Clique
9 The non Clique, Clique
10 International Philosophy
11 Clique and Destroy
12 It's all Clique to me
13 Clique Gods
14 The Clique District
15 Das Football Boot
16 Clique and be Heroes
17 Cliques and Geeks
18 Cliquebait
19 Clique and Collect
20 Clique ultras
21 BC Guide Dogs
22 Mock The Clique
23 Clique Un
24 You're a no hoper League
25 Cliquey Blinders

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2022, 10:56 AM

1 The Gents
2 Grudge Match of the Day
3 Grudgers and Grinders
4 Clique as a Parrot
5 BCG Scabs
6 Big Knobs & Goal Kicks
7 We Band of Grudgers
8 Ze Clique
9 The non Clique, Clique
10 International Philosophy
11 Clique and Destroy
12 It's all Clique to me
13 Clique Gods
14 The Clique District
15 Das Football Boot
16 Clique and be Heroes
17 Cliques and Geeks
18 Cliquebait
19 Clique and Collect
20 Clique ultras
21 BC Guide Dogs
22 Mock The Clique
23 Clique Un
24 You're a no hoper League
25 Cliquey Blinders

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The one thing I have always admired in you is you are a hell of a lot more coherent than you generally convey.

I don't know how the hell you do it - but good on you.

No, really.

1 Cliques and Geeks
2 Cliquebait
3 Clique and Collect
4 The Clique District
5 Das Football Boot
6 Cliquey Blinders
7 Clique as a Parrot
8 Clique and be Heroes
9 Clique ultras
10 Clique and Destroy
11 It's all Clique to me
12 Clique Gods
13 BC Guide Dogs
14 Mock The Clique
15 Clique Un
16 Grudge Match of the Day
17 Grudgers and Grinders
18 We Band of Grudgers
19 The non Clique, Clique
20 International Philosophy
21 Ze Clique
22 BCG Scabs
23 Big Knobs & Goal Kicks
24 The Gents
25 You're a no hoper League

The one thing I have always said about Don Rushmore is he is a compliant little lamb.

Bless him.

I - and my priest - regard him extremely highly.