The BCG bring and buy thread Page 5

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playfull

  • Sunday 10th May 2020, 12:52am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

For sale, 200 really tiny boxing gloves. Speedy sale wanted. See Will Cam.

In original packaging. 2 owners but never been used. Would suit hedgehog, rodent, tiny person or poss US president.

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Billy Bunter

  • Monday 11th May 2020, 10:24am
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,470 posts

Wanted: one small envelope - blank on the back - for writing the government's coronavirus policy.

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Rood Eye

  • Monday 11th May 2020, 10:32am [Edited]
  • England
  • 4,103 posts
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 11th May 2020, 10:24 AM Wanted: one small envelope - blank on the back - for writing the government's coronavirus policy.

Do you really need something as large as a small envelope?

Using very tiny writing, one could perhaps fit "F*** the plebs: my dad's got a 500-acre estate and he's worth 50 million quid" on the back of a postage stamp. Laughing out loud

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playfull

  • Monday 15th June 2020, 1:17am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

Not a spoof

I have just won the domain name gelotophobia.com in an auction. I have form i am afraid for impulse buying domains.
The reason i am mentioning this is gelotophobia is the fear of being laughed at. So i thought this might be of interest to any members who do stand up. You should be able to get 10mins of material out of it. Or it would make a great title for a tour?

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playfull

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 3:20pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

Did someone mention a 'space hopper'?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/1224428/

Space hopper for sale - in need of a little tlc and a new valve. Also a complete new body and a new box to keep it in. Otherwise in mint condition. Contact Triggers broom shop. Cash sale preferred (but would accept green shield stamps).

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 9:06pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,868 posts

For sale, 17 million second people's vote polling cards.
Curling at edges but still usable

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 11:17pm
  • England
  • 17,852 posts
Quote: playfull @ 10th August 2020, 3:20 PM Did someone mention a 'space hopper'?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/1224428/

Space hopper for sale - in need of a little tlc and a new valve. Also a complete new body and a new box to keep it in. Otherwise in mint condition. Contact Triggers broom shop. Cash sale preferred (but would accept green shield stamps).

Tell Will!................or should that be Will Tell. Errr

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Billy Bunter

  • Monday 24th August 2020, 6:42pm
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,470 posts

I want to offload my collection of glove puppets.

I don't want anything for them - I just want someone to take them off my hands.

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playfull

  • Thursday 5th November 2020, 12:28am
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

For sale 68,000,000 red and white pre-loved baseball caps

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only dropped once.

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playfull

  • Sunday 15th November 2020, 1:08am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

WANTED

One Backbone.

Please send to Mitch McConnell c/o GOP, U.S. Senate, Washington.

Must be at least semi rigid. Required to replace Slinky currently serving as spine,

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playfull

  • Sunday 15th November 2020, 10:44am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

SITS VACANT

A situation unexpectedly come open.

'Government advisor'. No experience required but must have ego the size of Jupiter, along with a massive sense of entitlement. Should have full driving licence, and be a skilled 'U' turner.
Job includes some childcare duties. 'Boris' can be a handful, wilful with a penchant for telling tall tales. He needs a strong hand but basically he just wants to be loved. Has recently lost his imaginary friend 'Donald'.*

Position would suit complete cu*t.

*Donald was real, it is the friend bit that was imaginary.