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Chappers

  • Thursday 22nd August 2019, 10:26pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,160 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st August 2019, 11:05 PM

It was a joke? Didn't the "Doping the half time orange - 50p a slice." give you a clue? :S

A joke? On here?

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playfull

  • Friday 23rd August 2019, 2:54pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts

SWAP WANTED

One hardly used Cahill - willing to swap for a Salah or a Mane (or both).

Contact 'Coach Playfull' c/o BCG Fantasy Premier League 2019/20

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Firkin

  • Friday 23rd August 2019, 4:48pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 990 posts

Corby's spine for sale, never been used. Might swap for Nero's fiddle.

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Billy Bunter

  • Friday 20th September 2019, 7:57pm
  • The Sussex Coast, England
  • 1,327 posts

Thomas Cook flight ticket to Tenerife available to highest bidder... :(

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Chappers

  • Friday 20th September 2019, 9:38pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,160 posts
Quote: Firkin @ 23rd August 2019, 4:48 PM

Corby's spine for sale, never been used. Might swap for Nero's fiddle.

I didn't know he had one.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 20th September 2019, 7:57 PM

Thomas Cook flight ticket to Tenerife available to highest bidder... :(

A friend of mine is supposed to be going to Corfu with them on Monday. Have they gone bust?

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Definitely Tarby

  • Friday 20th September 2019, 9:53pm
  • 2,020 posts
Quote: Chappers @ 20th September 2019, 9:38 PM

I didn't know he had one.

A friend of mine is supposed to be going to Corfu with them on Monday. Have they gone bust?

I think it's getting close from the news reports today that they need to raise £200m to stay in business. On the radio a customer said they had paid £500 deposit and were being told by Thomas Cook they have to pay the outstanding balance today to avoid losing their deposit. They were unsure if they should write off the deposit or pay the balance demanded today but it seems like a no brainer to not pay another penny. It sounds like they are trying to get as much cash as possible without any guarantee and that should be illegal. I'm surprised Thomas Cook has stayed in business this long so it's had a good innings.

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BTF

  • Friday 20th September 2019, 10:31pm [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 548 posts

Worried about the pound after Brexit? This is the investment opportunity for you.
For sale - one sovereign.
Contact: Charles Wales.

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beaky

  • Saturday 21st September 2019, 12:05am
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,732 posts
Quote: BTF @ 20th September 2019, 10:31 PM

Worried about the pound after Brexit? This is the investment opportunity for you.
For sale - one sovereign.
Contact: Charles Wales.

Haha!

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playfull

  • Sunday 22nd September 2019, 4:05pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 20th September 2019, 7:57 PM

Thomas Cook flight ticket to Tenerife available to highest bidder... :(

Never mind 'ticket', - 'Thomas Cook', available to any bidder!

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playfull

  • Saturday 9th November 2019, 3:01pm [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts

For sale 'Derby County Football Club'

Any reasonable offer, would swap for a Sunday park team or maybe a packet of wine gums.

Contact Mel if interested. - Note offer includes W Rooney.

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playfull

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 2:48pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts

Free, as no longer of any practical use...

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Now classed as a novelty item along with VHS tapes, road maps and manners.

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playfull

  • Sunday 22nd March 2020, 1:21pm [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts

For sale, social distance enforcing device. 100% organic, vegan approved, all natural. works particularly well against children and the old.

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Limited stocks! buy today at special price £8.99. (Note item not actually shipped. We use your postcode to direct you to your nearest collection point, or 'local wood'.)

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playfull

  • Tuesday 24th March 2020, 2:20pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,819 posts

Now making to order - The 'Greedy Bastard' model.

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playfull

  • Saturday 18th April 2020, 12:13pm
  • Nottingham, England
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Willing to swap -
One poem i gave to my wife on her birthday. Would swap for lock-down based limerick or box of Kunzle cakes.

Another day in Paradise

All this virus malarkey
It's like a dream coming true
Not being locked down
But being locked down with you

Together forever!
We don't need outside things
We couldn't be closer
If we were Siamese twins

We just so go together
You joke, "like Rockers and Mods?"
I say, "we are like two brand new peas"
You joke, "but in two separate pods"

I'll be just like your shadow
Close behind you 24 / 7
Is this what you mean love?
Muttering - you wish I was in heaven