Free to a good home (was previously valued at £39 billion).
One fully negotiated, but unused, Brexit arrangement. Available with optional 'backstop'. Comes with a firm, but potentially flexible, use by date of October 2019. Has been described as 'Marmite favoured' by Cliché magazine. One careful lady owner - who always struggled to get it started. It has been offered three times already but sadly failed to generate any interest, hence the price drop.
The current owner is looking to retire but assures any potential buyer that it will only take a superficial name change to, say, the 'Boris bill' to ensure that it is eagerly accepted at a 4th and please god, final time of asking.
No time wasters Please - you know who you are!
If interested contact -Theresa, at 10 Downing Street, London. Note- mail will be forwarded on in the unlikely event of Theresa leaving no. 10.