Is it the tight leather trousers?

Difficult to wank in tight leather trousers.

there you go at the top of a page again zooo!

I meant musically, for some reason(i don't know why) they always cheer me up when i'm feeling sad.

What attracts you to fat barlow?

Quote: David Chapman @ October 19, 2007, 11:57 PM

Difficult to wank in tight leather trousers.

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You're clearly not an experienced wanker david leave it to the experts >_< ..........Zooo!

Course zooo loves her blokes in lederhosen too - Rufus Wainwright for one.

She does have strange tastes doesn't she!

Lederhosen? Strange?!
You'll be saying frankenfurters for breakfast is strange next.

Quote: jacparov @ October 19, 2007, 11:59 PM

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You obviously didn't see Jonathan Ross. Barlow's all skinny now!

He is, I saw, had a turtle neck on

I think Ross fancied him.

Ross fancies all his guests he has both set of reproductive organs I'm sure

yeah i missed it. i bow to your superior taste my lady.

I have got my plan for NaNoWriMo now..

I am going to develop the plot for my sitcom/dramedy as a novel rather than a script. Then use the ideas in the script.

Sorry, I'm not doing much on wanking although there is a bit in mine about men drawing huge cocks..

good idea frankie, you'll really get to know your characters/ history.

A wanking scene will creep in when you least expect it. I just remembered I gave my main character one last time.
He was doing it over a medical book with pictures of dead people in, ala serial killer Dennis Nilsen.

Quote: jacparov @ October 20, 2007, 1:52 AM

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Finally.

I saw a bloke wanking on a bus once, can i add that to?

I shall have to consider developing a wanking scene, I have just one sex scene at the mo..

I'll get my hand to it..

I've still got the image of Lee Mack being tossed off on the top of a ferris wheel to contend with.