I had to leave the room yesterday, my dad put the TV on and Titchmarsh was talking about sex toys and masturbation.

You'd think you were safe with daytime TV wouldn't you?

Oh look, top of f**king page.

LOL!!

thats a rare talent you've got. you're never safe, he's got his own bloody show now! him, the gay corrie fella, lilly savage, it's all shit cheap tv. And thats what I want to do!!!

Damn. I forgot to write anything today. That means I've got to write 2 sentences tomorrow.

At this rate you might write a paragraph by Christmas.

A four sentence paragraph!

And a bloody good one, by god!

The thing is there will be 12,500 words in each sentence.

I done it I got "Masturbating in Chess Club" in the plot I'm awesome.

12 sentences so far.

Looks like zooo's off watching Take Twat on JR.

Quote: David Chapman @ October 19, 2007, 11:17 PM

12 sentences so far.

Looks like zooo's off watching Take Twat on JR.

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yes but have you got the wanking scene in yet?

How did you know!
*sigh* They were wonderful...

Weirdly though, I had my notebook open and was trying to fit wanking in the chess club into my plot at the same time.

Wanking and Take That. Heaven.

Wanking and take that can only fit into one sentence I.e. Take that are wankers. So Take that!

Wank off.

Ooh, we could have a wank off to settle this mass debate.

Oh for god's sake, I've been on here too long...

fair enough, i'm more of a bon jovi fan myself, they rock.