Tell us a joke Page 277

I said to Frank Carson, What sound does a duck make?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th June 2022, 10:26 AM

A cracker Steve

Thanks Steve

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th June 2022, 9:06 AM

My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
With great difficulty. I told you, the poor fellow has no nose!

I love you Michael. I hope you know that.

What a way to start the day.
What's the difference between love and my mother's legs? Not every man spreads love.

Can I retract my last statement?

What's the difference between my mother's legs and this thread? Guys pull out of this thread.

Michael's mum looks like a something or other totally. And a whatever it is. Ha take that!. I know a word or two when I need it. I went to school with Michael's mum and she was really good at humanities. Nice knockers, class act all round.

Well, 53579 men can't be wrong.

Well at least you guys keep in touch which is nice
Or she just e mails you the tally

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd June 2022, 11:42 AM

Well, 53579 men can't be wrong.

53581. Boris Johnson buckled. And his driver.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 24th June 2022, 1:07 AM

Well at least you guys keep in touch which is nice
Or she just e mails you the tally

Michael M (Or M Monkhouse to keep it anonymous) is always ringing me up saying ohh can we meet up for a burger or ohh can we meet up for a day trip to Bangor. Visiting a seaside resort with another man is weird but he's not taking my firm response of 'I'll seriously consider it and get back to you' as an answer.

It will happen.