Best Only Fools Quote or Scene

Only Fools And Horses. Image shows from L to R: Uncle Albert (Buster Merryfield), Del (David Jason), Rodney (Nicholas Lyndhurst). Copyright: BBC.

Only Fools And Horses

Sitcom about two market traders, Del Boy and his brother Rodney

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G180e

  • Wednesday 10th July 2013, 2:37pm [Edited]
  • Wolverhampton, England
  • 3,369 posts

Del: Drink up, we're leaving.
Rodney: What are they? A right couple of ravers.
Del: No, they're a couple of geezas!
(Two blokes dressed up as women turn round and look at Del & Rodney)

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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whatkindoffoolami

  • Saturday 4th January 2014, 6:56am
  • Hull, England
  • 167 posts

(Rodney) - "You mean you were gun running in the middle of a civil war"?

(Grandad) - "Well that's the best time to do it Rodney, supply and demand"

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EmmaOohLaLa

  • Sunday 5th January 2014, 8:10pm [Edited]
  • Coventry, England
  • 21 posts

Del Boy : No Rodney, I'll buy the sandwiches, cause you bought the Rolls.

HA

Uncle Albert : During th...

Del Boy : If you mention during the war again I'll pour this cup of tea over your head.

Uncle Albert : I wasn't going to say during the war!

Del Boy : That's alright then

Uncle Albert : During the 1939 - 1945 conflict with Germany...

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george roper

  • Monday 6th January 2014, 11:41pm
  • in the back on stan butlers bus ., England
  • 4,039 posts

Del Boy:You are giving my arse a headache, Rodney!

Del: Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you.

Rodney: No sweat man

Del: Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git.
Boycie: A lot richer than before he popped in to see me this afternoon. He sold me some video recorders, 70 pounds each, I snapped them up.
Mike: 70 nicker each? What, they fall off the back of a lorry?

Boycie: If they did, they were going around the bend in Düsseldorf!
Trigger: What d'you think's wrong with him?
Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig.

Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed.

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Lee

  • Monday 6th January 2014, 11:45pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,349 posts

That bit where Uncle Albert has to act surprised by Rodney but keeps getting the timing wrong.

Uncle Albert: *gasp*

Del Boy: Not yet.

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Edwin

  • Tuesday 7th January 2014, 1:14am [Edited]
  • Florida, United States
  • 205 posts

"Do you realise we've always had something missing in our lives? First we was motherless, then we was fatherless and now we're flogging one legged turkeys from a three wheeled van."

"Oh, me depressed? No, of course not Del. I'm on top of the world. I feel like a born again eunuch."

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Gordon Bennett

  • Tuesday 7th January 2014, 8:44am
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 19,199 posts
Quote: Lee @ 6th January 2014, 11:45 PM GMT

That bit where Uncle Albert has to act surprised by Rodney but keeps getting the timing wrong.

Uncle Albert: *gasp*

Del Boy: Not yet.


A classic scene!

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Jackson Neil

  • Wednesday 15th January 2014, 5:22pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 341 posts

A Losing Streak- Rodney and the double headed coin.

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george roper

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 12:51pm
  • in the back on stan butlers bus ., England
  • 4,039 posts

Trig: "If the baby's a boy they're going to call him Rodney after Dave."

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whatkindoffoolami

  • Thursday 16th January 2014, 1:46pm
  • Hull, England
  • 167 posts

Yes very sad news to hear of the passing of Roger Lloyd Pack

RIP

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blahblah

  • Monday 20th January 2014, 7:33pm [Edited]
  • sunderland, England
  • 1,130 posts

A lot of scenes and lines but for me the one that stands out is when Del's cooking for the in-laws and Albert puts coffee in the gravy boat and Del says (along the lines of) "Not only have you sunk every vessel you've been on now you've knackered a gravy boat!"