Brilliant new ''''evidence'''' that Ringo was a great drummer: 'In an interview, Ringo was asked, Who's the world's best drummer? And he said, Me!'... What the f**k did you expect him to say? 'Definitely Phil Collins. Or Ginger Baker. In fact anyone, even that blonde babe in the f**king Bangles, just not me. Please not me. I am total and utter f**king shit. F**k me, am I shit! Just heard meself with the Beatles, f**k knows why they had me, I suck. And me solo stuff's even f**king worse, don't buy it guys. I'm such a f**king useless f**king f**ker. Thank f**k for Thomas the Tank Engine. I suck.'