Playfull used to be a police surgeon until he was caught checking the prostates of lady policemen.

Well you would, if they were lady policemen.

HGT is tired but elated that he has successfully led the European Commission team that concluded negotiations to settle the Greek Debt crisis. He is particularly happy to have reached agreement on the current debt crisis before Friday's deadline. This will allow Greece to start next week's Debt crisis on time. Under the agreement all Kebabs will now be 15% smaller and the Greek Prime Minister has agreed to make a public apology for Demis Roussos. After Angela Merkel dug her heels in Greek waiters had to concede to make inappropriate advances to Female German tourists of all ages not just the 15 year old ones.

In order to be allowed to keep the Euro the Greeks have also agreed to raise the age of retirement to 35 except of course for the people still on 3 times final salary schemes who can still retire at 29.

In separate news the design for the new 100 euro note has been unveiled by Andrex.

Playfull has a big toe that looks like a penis, which is nice as his penis looks like a lickle acorn, which he powders with French chalk.

Herc often walks waist high into the ocean with a handful of berley, shouting "come on little fish" to the sharks. Brave man.

Strumpet

Strumpet likes to go out naked to sunbathe and show everyone her bush................sorry - bit tired she likes go out in the bush and sunbathe naked.

Same difference 'spose.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th July 2015, 7:21 AM BST

Strumpet likes to go out naked to sunbathe and show everyone her bush................sorry - bit tired she likes go out in the bush and sunbathe naked.

Same difference 'spose.

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love it Herc lol

Strumpet

Strumpet was asked to leave Sydney's premier nudist beach recently after repeatedly pointing at pensioners and shouting 'I don't know what you are wearing but it needs ironing!'

Playfull makes jam out of baby's eyes and cheese and onion crisps.

Will Cam is lurking outside the Squire's garage hiding his face in a policeman's helmet..

Frankie Rage is Pat Benatar's favourite flavour of peanut butter.

Will is formulating a cabaret act where he moons the audience and does his "Farts Around the World".

Herc uses a tuning fork to entice fluted stools out of his rectum. B-flat if you must know.

Will Cam suffers from 'ageusia' or a lack of taste. Well that explains his Cliff Richard poster and record collection...

Playfull keeps life ajar so that death can ride in on a pale horse and take the souls of the lost and bewildered.